Logics
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Two builders go into the pub after a hard day's work. They're sat drinking for a while when a very smartly dressed man walks in and orders a drink. The two began to speculate about what the man did for a living. "I'll bet he's an accountant." said the first builder. "Looks more like a stockbroker to me" argued the second. They continued to debate the subject for a good while until eventually the first builder needed to use the toilet. On walking in, he saw the smartly dressed man standing at a urinal. "Excuse me mate, but me and my friend have been arguing over what a smartly dressed fella like you does for a living?" the builder said to the man. Smiling the man replied "I'm a logical scientist" "A what?" asked the builder. "Let me explain" the man continued, "Do you have a goldfish at home?" A bit puzzled, but intrigued the builder decided to play along, "Yes, I do as it happens." "Well then it's logical to assume that you either keep it in a bowl or a pond. Which is it?" "A pond" the builder replied. "Well then it's logical to assume that you have a large garden". The builder nodded his agreement. So the man continued "Which means it's logical to assume you have a large house". "I have a 6 bedroom house that I built myself" the builder said proudly. "Given that you have such a large house, it's logical to assume that you are married..." The builder nodded again, "Yes, I'm married and we have three children." "Then it's logical to assume that you have a healthy sex life." "Five nights a week!" the builder boasted. The man smiled a little, "Therefore it's logical to assume you don't masturbate often." "Never!" the builder exclaimed. "Well there you have it" the man explained, "That's logical science at work. From finding out that you have a goldfish, I've discovered the size of your garden, all about your house, your family and your sex life!" The builder left, very impressed by the man's talents. On returning to the bar the other builder asked, "I see that smart bloke was in there, did you find out what he does?" "Yeah," replied the first, "He's a logical scientist" "A what?" the puzzled second builder asked. "Let me explain" the first builder continued, "Do you have a goldfish at home?" "No" replied his mate. "Well, you're a wanker then!"
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Two builders go into the pub after a hard day's work. They're sat drinking for a while when a very smartly dressed man walks in and orders a drink. The two began to speculate about what the man did for a living. "I'll bet he's an accountant." said the first builder. "Looks more like a stockbroker to me" argued the second. They continued to debate the subject for a good while until eventually the first builder needed to use the toilet. On walking in, he saw the smartly dressed man standing at a urinal. "Excuse me mate, but me and my friend have been arguing over what a smartly dressed fella like you does for a living?" the builder said to the man. Smiling the man replied "I'm a logical scientist" "A what?" asked the builder. "Let me explain" the man continued, "Do you have a goldfish at home?" A bit puzzled, but intrigued the builder decided to play along, "Yes, I do as it happens." "Well then it's logical to assume that you either keep it in a bowl or a pond. Which is it?" "A pond" the builder replied. "Well then it's logical to assume that you have a large garden". The builder nodded his agreement. So the man continued "Which means it's logical to assume you have a large house". "I have a 6 bedroom house that I built myself" the builder said proudly. "Given that you have such a large house, it's logical to assume that you are married..." The builder nodded again, "Yes, I'm married and we have three children." "Then it's logical to assume that you have a healthy sex life." "Five nights a week!" the builder boasted. The man smiled a little, "Therefore it's logical to assume you don't masturbate often." "Never!" the builder exclaimed. "Well there you have it" the man explained, "That's logical science at work. From finding out that you have a goldfish, I've discovered the size of your garden, all about your house, your family and your sex life!" The builder left, very impressed by the man's talents. On returning to the bar the other builder asked, "I see that smart bloke was in there, did you find out what he does?" "Yeah," replied the first, "He's a logical scientist" "A what?" the puzzled second builder asked. "Let me explain" the first builder continued, "Do you have a goldfish at home?" "No" replied his mate. "Well, you're a wanker then!"
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Two builders go into the pub after a hard day's work. They're sat drinking for a while when a very smartly dressed man walks in and orders a drink. The two began to speculate about what the man did for a living. "I'll bet he's an accountant." said the first builder. "Looks more like a stockbroker to me" argued the second. They continued to debate the subject for a good while until eventually the first builder needed to use the toilet. On walking in, he saw the smartly dressed man standing at a urinal. "Excuse me mate, but me and my friend have been arguing over what a smartly dressed fella like you does for a living?" the builder said to the man. Smiling the man replied "I'm a logical scientist" "A what?" asked the builder. "Let me explain" the man continued, "Do you have a goldfish at home?" A bit puzzled, but intrigued the builder decided to play along, "Yes, I do as it happens." "Well then it's logical to assume that you either keep it in a bowl or a pond. Which is it?" "A pond" the builder replied. "Well then it's logical to assume that you have a large garden". The builder nodded his agreement. So the man continued "Which means it's logical to assume you have a large house". "I have a 6 bedroom house that I built myself" the builder said proudly. "Given that you have such a large house, it's logical to assume that you are married..." The builder nodded again, "Yes, I'm married and we have three children." "Then it's logical to assume that you have a healthy sex life." "Five nights a week!" the builder boasted. The man smiled a little, "Therefore it's logical to assume you don't masturbate often." "Never!" the builder exclaimed. "Well there you have it" the man explained, "That's logical science at work. From finding out that you have a goldfish, I've discovered the size of your garden, all about your house, your family and your sex life!" The builder left, very impressed by the man's talents. On returning to the bar the other builder asked, "I see that smart bloke was in there, did you find out what he does?" "Yeah," replied the first, "He's a logical scientist" "A what?" the puzzled second builder asked. "Let me explain" the first builder continued, "Do you have a goldfish at home?" "No" replied his mate. "Well, you're a wanker then!"
Jörgen Andersson wrote:
"Do you have a goldfish at home?" "No" replied his mate. "Well, you're a wanker then!"
So this guy must be a GW scientist. :)
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Two builders go into the pub after a hard day's work. They're sat drinking for a while when a very smartly dressed man walks in and orders a drink. The two began to speculate about what the man did for a living. "I'll bet he's an accountant." said the first builder. "Looks more like a stockbroker to me" argued the second. They continued to debate the subject for a good while until eventually the first builder needed to use the toilet. On walking in, he saw the smartly dressed man standing at a urinal. "Excuse me mate, but me and my friend have been arguing over what a smartly dressed fella like you does for a living?" the builder said to the man. Smiling the man replied "I'm a logical scientist" "A what?" asked the builder. "Let me explain" the man continued, "Do you have a goldfish at home?" A bit puzzled, but intrigued the builder decided to play along, "Yes, I do as it happens." "Well then it's logical to assume that you either keep it in a bowl or a pond. Which is it?" "A pond" the builder replied. "Well then it's logical to assume that you have a large garden". The builder nodded his agreement. So the man continued "Which means it's logical to assume you have a large house". "I have a 6 bedroom house that I built myself" the builder said proudly. "Given that you have such a large house, it's logical to assume that you are married..." The builder nodded again, "Yes, I'm married and we have three children." "Then it's logical to assume that you have a healthy sex life." "Five nights a week!" the builder boasted. The man smiled a little, "Therefore it's logical to assume you don't masturbate often." "Never!" the builder exclaimed. "Well there you have it" the man explained, "That's logical science at work. From finding out that you have a goldfish, I've discovered the size of your garden, all about your house, your family and your sex life!" The builder left, very impressed by the man's talents. On returning to the bar the other builder asked, "I see that smart bloke was in there, did you find out what he does?" "Yeah," replied the first, "He's a logical scientist" "A what?" the puzzled second builder asked. "Let me explain" the first builder continued, "Do you have a goldfish at home?" "No" replied his mate. "Well, you're a wanker then!"
This reminds me of one I have learned in my youth. (Let's hope I don't mess up the translation completely.) Two construction workers are working outside in the rain. One of them asks the other: "Why do we have to work out here in the rain while our our foreman comfortably sits in his warm office?" The other replies: "I don't know, but I will ask him." So he enters the office and asks: "Why do we have to work outside in the rain while you can sit in your warm and dry office?" "It's because of the inteligence." "What is that?" "Well, let me domonstrate. I put my hand on the table. Hit it with your fist!" The worker tries, but the foreman quickly pulls his hand back resulting in the worker just hitting the table. "See, this is inteligence." The worker returns outside where he is asked by the other one: "What did he say?" "He said, it's because of the inteligence" "What is that?" "Well, how should I explain that with no table around? Ok, I put my hand here over my eye ..."
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This reminds me of one I have learned in my youth. (Let's hope I don't mess up the translation completely.) Two construction workers are working outside in the rain. One of them asks the other: "Why do we have to work out here in the rain while our our foreman comfortably sits in his warm office?" The other replies: "I don't know, but I will ask him." So he enters the office and asks: "Why do we have to work outside in the rain while you can sit in your warm and dry office?" "It's because of the inteligence." "What is that?" "Well, let me domonstrate. I put my hand on the table. Hit it with your fist!" The worker tries, but the foreman quickly pulls his hand back resulting in the worker just hitting the table. "See, this is inteligence." The worker returns outside where he is asked by the other one: "What did he say?" "He said, it's because of the inteligence" "What is that?" "Well, how should I explain that with no table around? Ok, I put my hand here over my eye ..."
Ha...ha....ha...ha!!! good one!
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This reminds me of one I have learned in my youth. (Let's hope I don't mess up the translation completely.) Two construction workers are working outside in the rain. One of them asks the other: "Why do we have to work out here in the rain while our our foreman comfortably sits in his warm office?" The other replies: "I don't know, but I will ask him." So he enters the office and asks: "Why do we have to work outside in the rain while you can sit in your warm and dry office?" "It's because of the inteligence." "What is that?" "Well, let me domonstrate. I put my hand on the table. Hit it with your fist!" The worker tries, but the foreman quickly pulls his hand back resulting in the worker just hitting the table. "See, this is inteligence." The worker returns outside where he is asked by the other one: "What did he say?" "He said, it's because of the inteligence" "What is that?" "Well, how should I explain that with no table around? Ok, I put my hand here over my eye ..."