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  • L Lost User

    I just ate a cucumber sandwich from Aldi's and now I feel sick. X|

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    realJSOP
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    It might have come from Spain...

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    • L Lost User

      I just ate a cucumber sandwich from Aldi's and now I feel sick. X|

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      NormDroid
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      Its Ok, anything from Aldi will make you sick.

      Software Kinetics - The home of good software

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      • L Lost User

        I just ate a cucumber sandwich from Aldi's and now I feel sick. X|

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        PSK_
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        Hope it was not a Spanish Cucumber

        WWW, WCF, WWF, WPF, WFC .... WTF

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        • realJSOPR realJSOP

          It might have come from Spain...

          ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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          You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
          -----
          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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          Joan M
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          I'm not precisely a cucumber lover neither a Spain lover, but here in Spain we have had only one case of e.coli and it was from somebody that came from Germany... Once this said... it is for me the first time that I defend this stupid country... We are bad by ourselves, we don't need people bullying our cucumbers... :rolleyes: Of course in your case (lots of firepower) I'll make an exception and say DIEEEE CUCUMBERS!

          [www.tamelectromecanica.com] Robots, CNC and PLC machines for grinding and polishing.

          https://www.robotecnik.com freelance robots, PLC and CNC programmer.

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            Hope it was not a Spanish Cucumber

            WWW, WCF, WWF, WPF, WFC .... WTF

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            Joan M
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            CUCUMBERRRRRRRRRRRR[^] :rolleyes:

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            https://www.robotecnik.com freelance robots, PLC and CNC programmer.

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            • N NormDroid

              Its Ok, anything from Aldi will make you sick.

              Software Kinetics - The home of good software

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              Joan M
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              #7

              Did not know that... I'll keep it in mind in case I'll travel to Germany... Offtopic: Have you noticed the two arrows at the right of your signature? It's been a disappointment to see they were not useful to scroll your sig... I expected some fireworks or so... Please, now don't tell me that you'd placed that there to fool some CPians... :rolleyes:

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              • J Joan M

                I'm not precisely a cucumber lover neither a Spain lover, but here in Spain we have had only one case of e.coli and it was from somebody that came from Germany... Once this said... it is for me the first time that I defend this stupid country... We are bad by ourselves, we don't need people bullying our cucumbers... :rolleyes: Of course in your case (lots of firepower) I'll make an exception and say DIEEEE CUCUMBERS!

                [www.tamelectromecanica.com] Robots, CNC and PLC machines for grinding and polishing.

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                mav octaval
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                As a proud member of the country formerly known as Spain, let me say that we have been pretty succesful at exporting stupidity around the world.

                -- Software Engineering

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                • J Joan M

                  Did not know that... I'll keep it in mind in case I'll travel to Germany... Offtopic: Have you noticed the two arrows at the right of your signature? It's been a disappointment to see they were not useful to scroll your sig... I expected some fireworks or so... Please, now don't tell me that you'd placed that there to fool some CPians... :rolleyes:

                  [www.tamelectromecanica.com] Robots, CNC and PLC machines for grinding and polishing.

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                  NormDroid
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                  Joan Murt wrote:

                  Have you noticed the two arrows at the right of your signature?

                  Nope, which browser are you using?

                  Software Kinetics - The home of good software

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                  • N NormDroid

                    Joan Murt wrote:

                    Have you noticed the two arrows at the right of your signature?

                    Nope, which browser are you using?

                    Software Kinetics - The home of good software

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                    Joan M
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                    #10

                    Ie9 it is like the signature was placed inside a textbox with not enough height...

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                    • J Joan M

                      Ie9 it is like the signature was placed inside a textbox with not enough height...

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                      NormDroid
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                      I bet your zoom level is set to <= 80%?

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                      • N NormDroid

                        I bet your zoom level is set to <= 80%?

                        Software Kinetics - The home of good software

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                        Joan M
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                        Half an hour and I'll answer you... Now I'm posting from the phone and the view is not the same...

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                        • N NormDroid

                          Joan Murt wrote:

                          Have you noticed the two arrows at the right of your signature?

                          Nope, which browser are you using?

                          Software Kinetics - The home of good software

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                          OriginalGriff
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                          I get the same, but unlike Joan, I use Chrome (11.0.696.71) Just seen your comment to Joan: my zoom is 100%

                          Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

                          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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                          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                            I get the same, but unlike Joan, I use Chrome (11.0.696.71) Just seen your comment to Joan: my zoom is 100%

                            Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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                            NormDroid
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                            Zoom Level?

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                            • L Lost User

                              I just ate a cucumber sandwich from Aldi's and now I feel sick. X|

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                              Lost User
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                              I shouldn't worry, it only effects women.

                              Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                              • N NormDroid

                                Zoom Level?

                                Software Kinetics - The home of good software

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                                OriginalGriff
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                                I thought you would ask - that's why I modified my answer five minutes ago!

                                Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

                                "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                                "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                  I thought you would ask - that's why I modified my answer five minutes ago!

                                  Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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                                  NormDroid
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                                  You posted at 8mins and I replied a 7mins :rolleyes: I sense a bug.

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                                  • N NormDroid

                                    Joan Murt wrote:

                                    Have you noticed the two arrows at the right of your signature?

                                    Nope, which browser are you using?

                                    Software Kinetics - The home of good software

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                                    Lost User
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                                    I don't see two arrows. I do however see a series of dots, which if I stare at for 30 seconds I can clearly see a lion drinking from a waterhole and in the background a herd of wilderbeast are roaming with a carefree abandon......on second thoughts i think its just the halucigenic effects of the dodgy cucumber.

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                                      You posted at 8mins and I replied a 7mins :rolleyes: I sense a bug.

                                      Software Kinetics - The home of good software

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                                      Lost User
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                                      Norm .net wrote:

                                      I sense a bug.

                                      That will be from the cucumber.

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                                      • L Lost User

                                        I don't see two arrows. I do however see a series of dots, which if I stare at for 30 seconds I can clearly see a lion drinking from a waterhole and in the background a herd of wilderbeast are roaming with a carefree abandon......on second thoughts i think its just the halucigenic effects of the dodgy cucumber.

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                                        NormDroid
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                                        PompeyBoy3 wrote:

                                        on second thoughts i think its just the halucigenic effects of the dodgy cucumber.

                                        More like the acid tab your coworker dropped into your coffee, good luck with the trip.

                                        Software Kinetics - The home of good software

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                                        • L Lost User

                                          I just ate a cucumber sandwich from Aldi's and now I feel sick. X|

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                                          Toniyo Jackson
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                                          Are you aware of this[^]?

                                          A person might be able to play without being creative, but he sure can't be creative without playing.

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