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  • L l a u r e n

    microsoft launched windows iOS 8 and nobody bothered? [edit] hey maybe i'm wrong and they get it right and it's totally awesome and we all love it their track record just doesn't inspire confidence in me [/edit]

    "mostly watching the human race is like watching dogs watch tv ... they see the pictures move but the meaning escapes them"

    modified on Friday, June 3, 2011 8:09 AM

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    realJSOP
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    l a u r e n wrote:

    microsoft launched windows iOS 8 and nobody WAS bothered?

    With a simple word addition, I changed your question to be even more implausible than it was to begin with.

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    • L l a u r e n

      microsoft launched windows iOS 8 and nobody bothered? [edit] hey maybe i'm wrong and they get it right and it's totally awesome and we all love it their track record just doesn't inspire confidence in me [/edit]

      "mostly watching the human race is like watching dogs watch tv ... they see the pictures move but the meaning escapes them"

      modified on Friday, June 3, 2011 8:09 AM

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      Slacker007
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      l a u r e n wrote:

      microsoft launched windows iOS 8 and nobody bothered?

      It would be a very happy day for me.

      -- ** You don't hire a handyman to build a house, you hire a carpenter. ** Jack of all trades and master of none.

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      • L l a u r e n

        microsoft launched windows iOS 8 and nobody bothered? [edit] hey maybe i'm wrong and they get it right and it's totally awesome and we all love it their track record just doesn't inspire confidence in me [/edit]

        "mostly watching the human race is like watching dogs watch tv ... they see the pictures move but the meaning escapes them"

        modified on Friday, June 3, 2011 8:09 AM

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        Mladen Jankovic
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        Then you'd stop posting your drivel that often.

        [Genetic Algorithm Library]

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        • L l a u r e n

          microsoft launched windows iOS 8 and nobody bothered? [edit] hey maybe i'm wrong and they get it right and it's totally awesome and we all love it their track record just doesn't inspire confidence in me [/edit]

          "mostly watching the human race is like watching dogs watch tv ... they see the pictures move but the meaning escapes them"

          modified on Friday, June 3, 2011 8:09 AM

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          NormDroid
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          l a u r e n wrote:

          microsoft launched windows iOS 8 and nobody lauren wasn't bothered?

          FTFY

          Software Kinetics - The home of good software

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            Then you'd stop posting your drivel that often.

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            :)

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              Then you'd stop posting your drivel that often.

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              l a u r e n
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              didn't get laid for too long?

              "mostly watching the human race is like watching dogs watch tv ... they see the pictures move but the meaning escapes them"

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              • L l a u r e n

                didn't get laid for too long?

                "mostly watching the human race is like watching dogs watch tv ... they see the pictures move but the meaning escapes them"

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                See the thing is Lauren, Microsoft have paid for my house, family car + holidays for over 20 years, so if nobody was bothered with Windows 8, corporates would turn to simplistic opensource options, they'd be no money in programming - let alone IT. So I DO hope Microsoft succeed with Windows 8.

                Software Kinetics - The home of good software

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                • L l a u r e n

                  didn't get laid for too long?

                  "mostly watching the human race is like watching dogs watch tv ... they see the pictures move but the meaning escapes them"

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                  Are you offering?

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                    Are you offering?

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                    Mladen Jankovic
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                    :clapinghands:

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                    • L l a u r e n

                      microsoft launched windows iOS 8 and nobody bothered? [edit] hey maybe i'm wrong and they get it right and it's totally awesome and we all love it their track record just doesn't inspire confidence in me [/edit]

                      "mostly watching the human race is like watching dogs watch tv ... they see the pictures move but the meaning escapes them"

                      modified on Friday, June 3, 2011 8:09 AM

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                      l a u r e n wrote:

                      microsoft launched windows iOS 8 and nobody bothered?

                      It'd be compared to Vista and people would try to wait for Whine. Nobody is forcing people to upgrade, and the majority will wait until there's a compelling reason to move/dish out the cash.

                      Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss:

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                      • L l a u r e n

                        didn't get laid for too long?

                        "mostly watching the human race is like watching dogs watch tv ... they see the pictures move but the meaning escapes them"

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                        Mladen Jankovic
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                        Not as long as you, apparently (judging by the number of complaints posted by you here).

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                          See the thing is Lauren, Microsoft have paid for my house, family car + holidays for over 20 years, so if nobody was bothered with Windows 8, corporates would turn to simplistic opensource options, they'd be no money in programming - let alone IT. So I DO hope Microsoft succeed with Windows 8.

                          Software Kinetics - The home of good software

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                          l a u r e n
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                          norm i have no problem with MS succeeding on the desktop ... in fact i agree with what you say as it pays a lot of my bills too ... i just wish they wouldn't throw out their strengths trying to play other people games i guess it's just the same old MS trying to be #1 in *every* market ... sadly they usually f**k up in almost everything outside of windows and office (a few other lately too) but haters gotta hate (and i do hate them as a corporation) :)

                          "mostly watching the human race is like watching dogs watch tv ... they see the pictures move but the meaning escapes them"

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                            Are you offering?

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                            l a u r e n
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                            not if you and him were the last 2 other humans left alive

                            "mostly watching the human race is like watching dogs watch tv ... they see the pictures move but the meaning escapes them"

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                              Not as long as you, apparently (judging by the number of complaints posted by you here).

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                              l a u r e n
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                              awwww shame baby i actually have no worries in that dept but thanks for asking ;)

                              "mostly watching the human race is like watching dogs watch tv ... they see the pictures move but the meaning escapes them"

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                                l a u r e n wrote:

                                microsoft launched windows iOS 8 and nobody lauren wasn't bothered?

                                FTFY

                                Software Kinetics - The home of good software

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                                l a u r e n
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                                but but but.... isn't that the same thing? :rolleyes:

                                "mostly watching the human race is like watching dogs watch tv ... they see the pictures move but the meaning escapes them"

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                                • L l a u r e n

                                  not if you and him were the last 2 other humans left alive

                                  "mostly watching the human race is like watching dogs watch tv ... they see the pictures move but the meaning escapes them"

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                                  Mladen Jankovic
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                                  Good, I'd probably regret it later if we did.

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                                  • L l a u r e n

                                    but but but.... isn't that the same thing? :rolleyes:

                                    "mostly watching the human race is like watching dogs watch tv ... they see the pictures move but the meaning escapes them"

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                                    I was pointing out that ONLY you wouldn't be bothered, mind you, you must :rose: MS techologies because you leep hanging around this site :-\

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                                    • L l a u r e n

                                      not if you and him were the last 2 other humans left alive

                                      "mostly watching the human race is like watching dogs watch tv ... they see the pictures move but the meaning escapes them"

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                                      :thumbsup: I have an extremely gorgeous girlfriend, I was just looking out for my fellow brother. ;)

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                                      • L l a u r e n

                                        not if you and him were the last 2 other humans left alive

                                        "mostly watching the human race is like watching dogs watch tv ... they see the pictures move but the meaning escapes them"

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                                        Dan Neely
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                                        Good choice. You'd only end up traumatizing your kids by forcing them into incest later. :doh:

                                        3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18

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                                        • L l a u r e n

                                          microsoft launched windows iOS 8 and nobody bothered? [edit] hey maybe i'm wrong and they get it right and it's totally awesome and we all love it their track record just doesn't inspire confidence in me [/edit]

                                          "mostly watching the human race is like watching dogs watch tv ... they see the pictures move but the meaning escapes them"

                                          modified on Friday, June 3, 2011 8:09 AM

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                                          Chris Maunder
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                                          Nobody bothered... ...to eat breakfast that day? ...to drive on the correct side of the road? ...to use deodorant? ...to respect the laws of physics? I have well thought out answers to all of these but need to know which to provide. My talent must not be used frivolously.

                                          cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

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