Medical distinction between Guts and Balls
-
In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions: GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?' BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.' I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
"Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forward." Kierkegaard, Søren
-
In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions: GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?' BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.' I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
"Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forward." Kierkegaard, Søren
Both of which will win you a partial Darwin award, you may not be terminal but you sure ain't going to be contributing to the gene pool for a while.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
-
Both of which will win you a partial Darwin award, you may not be terminal but you sure ain't going to be contributing to the gene pool for a while.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
Ya think? :)
"Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forward." Kierkegaard, Søren
-
In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions: GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?' BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.' I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
"Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forward." Kierkegaard, Søren
-
In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions: GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?' BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.' I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
"Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forward." Kierkegaard, Søren
I love your jokes...this one especially. [5]
-- ** Jack of all trades and master of none.
-
In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions: GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?' BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.' I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
"Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forward." Kierkegaard, Søren
:thumbsup:
Cheers,
SMPRecent Tip/Tricks
Prevent a drag and drop text and Copy paste text in your textbox control
Find a column name within SQL database
