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  • J JustWorking

    One night the wife woke up in the middle of the night and found her husband sitting and crying so she ask him what is worng he replied do you remember the day we meet 20 years ago and when your dad catch us under the tree and told me either marry you or send you 20 years in jail, tyhe wifes replyied sure I do but why you are drying? The husband replied I could have gone out of jail today after 20 years if I didn't marry you.

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    Dalek Dave
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    What was he doing that a father would send him to jail for 20 years? Is the father a Judge? Is there no Habius Corpus system in place? Is there no Due Process? What of reducing Tariffs or Parole? I think we need to know the full facts of the case before committing ourselves to hastily.

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      What was he doing that a father would send him to jail for 20 years? Is the father a Judge? Is there no Habius Corpus system in place? Is there no Due Process? What of reducing Tariffs or Parole? I think we need to know the full facts of the case before committing ourselves to hastily.

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      Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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      I would guess it depends on how old he was and how she was or alternatively they are from Norfolk!

      You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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        I would guess it depends on how old he was and how she was or alternatively they are from Norfolk!

        You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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        Dalek Dave
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        You still wouldn't get 20 years!

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          You still wouldn't get 20 years!

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          Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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          true maybe they were driving? 20years for speeding, if wales or shefield its possible

          You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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          • J JustWorking

            One night the wife woke up in the middle of the night and found her husband sitting and crying so she ask him what is worng he replied do you remember the day we meet 20 years ago and when your dad catch us under the tree and told me either marry you or send you 20 years in jail, tyhe wifes replyied sure I do but why you are drying? The husband replied I could have gone out of jail today after 20 years if I didn't marry you.

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            Lost User
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            I remember the first time I heard that one....I nearly fell off my Penny Farthing I was laughing so hard.

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              I remember the first time I heard that one....I nearly fell off my Penny Farthing I was laughing so hard.

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              Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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              wasn't it on the back of the ten commandments?

              You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                wasn't it on the back of the ten commandments?

                You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                I wouldn't know, I would never climb a mountain in order to be told what I should be doing, I can just go home to the Missus for that.

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                • J JustWorking

                  One night the wife woke up in the middle of the night and found her husband sitting and crying so she ask him what is worng he replied do you remember the day we meet 20 years ago and when your dad catch us under the tree and told me either marry you or send you 20 years in jail, tyhe wifes replyied sure I do but why you are drying? The husband replied I could have gone out of jail today after 20 years if I didn't marry you.

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                  JustWorking wrote:

                  but why you are drying?

                  More importantly what was he drying?

                  The best things in life are not things.

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                  • J JustWorking

                    One night the wife woke up in the middle of the night and found her husband sitting and crying so she ask him what is worng he replied do you remember the day we meet 20 years ago and when your dad catch us under the tree and told me either marry you or send you 20 years in jail, tyhe wifes replyied sure I do but why you are drying? The husband replied I could have gone out of jail today after 20 years if I didn't marry you.

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                    Richard A Dalton
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                    In other words, the infamous song... If I killed you when I met you, I'd be outta jail by now. here

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                      I wouldn't know, I would never climb a mountain in order to be told what I should be doing, I can just go home to the Missus for that.

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                      Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                      I dont know, if shes anything like mine Id climb the mountain if it meant keeping it to 10

                      You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                      • J JustWorking

                        One night the wife woke up in the middle of the night and found her husband sitting and crying so she ask him what is worng he replied do you remember the day we meet 20 years ago and when your dad catch us under the tree and told me either marry you or send you 20 years in jail, tyhe wifes replyied sure I do but why you are drying? The husband replied I could have gone out of jail today after 20 years if I didn't marry you.

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                        rah_sin
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                        I think marrying a girl is better option than going to jail for 20 years ;)

                        rahul

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                          JustWorking wrote:

                          but why you are drying?

                          More importantly what was he drying?

                          The best things in life are not things.

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                          rah_sin
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                          I guess he was drying his cloths as he cried so much that he got soaked :laugh:

                          rahul

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                            In other words, the infamous song... If I killed you when I met you, I'd be outta jail by now. here

                            Hit any user to continue.

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                            That was Waylon Jennings, and it was "If I killed you when I wanted to, I'd be outta jail by now."

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                              I think marrying a girl is better option than going to jail for 20 years ;)

                              rahul

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                              Even this[^] one? Or one of these[^] - remember, you have to wake up next to them, for 20 years...

                              Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

                              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                              "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                                I think marrying a girl is better option than going to jail for 20 years ;)

                                rahul

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                                Dalek Dave
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                                Depends on the girl.

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                                  Even this[^] one? Or one of these[^] - remember, you have to wake up next to them, for 20 years...

                                  Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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                                  Nagy Vilmos
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                                  ex's of yours?


                                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)

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                                    ex's of yours?


                                    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)

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                                    OriginalGriff
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                                    You want their numbers? :laugh:

                                    Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

                                    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                                    "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                                    • D Dalek Dave

                                      What was he doing that a father would send him to jail for 20 years? Is the father a Judge? Is there no Habius Corpus system in place? Is there no Due Process? What of reducing Tariffs or Parole? I think we need to know the full facts of the case before committing ourselves to hastily.

                                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                                      Peter Mulholland
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                                      Pedant.

                                      Pete

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                                        JustWorking wrote:

                                        but why you are drying?

                                        More importantly what was he drying?

                                        The best things in life are not things.

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                                        JustWorking
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                                        He was crying so his cloth were wet :laugh:

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                                        • D Dalek Dave

                                          Depends on the girl.

                                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                                          JustWorking
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                                          Waaw first time I get 3 5'ves in the lounge :-D

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