After 20 years of merrage
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wasn't it on the back of the ten commandments?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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One night the wife woke up in the middle of the night and found her husband sitting and crying so she ask him what is worng he replied do you remember the day we meet 20 years ago and when your dad catch us under the tree and told me either marry you or send you 20 years in jail, tyhe wifes replyied sure I do but why you are drying? The husband replied I could have gone out of jail today after 20 years if I didn't marry you.
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One night the wife woke up in the middle of the night and found her husband sitting and crying so she ask him what is worng he replied do you remember the day we meet 20 years ago and when your dad catch us under the tree and told me either marry you or send you 20 years in jail, tyhe wifes replyied sure I do but why you are drying? The husband replied I could have gone out of jail today after 20 years if I didn't marry you.
In other words, the infamous song... If I killed you when I met you, I'd be outta jail by now. here
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I wouldn't know, I would never climb a mountain in order to be told what I should be doing, I can just go home to the Missus for that.
I dont know, if shes anything like mine Id climb the mountain if it meant keeping it to 10
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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One night the wife woke up in the middle of the night and found her husband sitting and crying so she ask him what is worng he replied do you remember the day we meet 20 years ago and when your dad catch us under the tree and told me either marry you or send you 20 years in jail, tyhe wifes replyied sure I do but why you are drying? The husband replied I could have gone out of jail today after 20 years if I didn't marry you.
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JustWorking wrote:
but why you are drying?
More importantly what was he drying?
The best things in life are not things.
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In other words, the infamous song... If I killed you when I met you, I'd be outta jail by now. here
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ex's of yours?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)
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ex's of yours?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)
You want their numbers? :laugh:
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
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What was he doing that a father would send him to jail for 20 years? Is the father a Judge? Is there no Habius Corpus system in place? Is there no Due Process? What of reducing Tariffs or Parole? I think we need to know the full facts of the case before committing ourselves to hastily.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]
Pedant.
Pete
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JustWorking wrote:
but why you are drying?
More importantly what was he drying?
The best things in life are not things.
He was crying so his cloth were wet :laugh:
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Waaw first time I get 3 5'ves in the lounge :-D
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I remember the first time I heard that one....I nearly fell off my Penny Farthing I was laughing so hard.
You're wife / GF's name is "Penny Farthing" :confused:
Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am
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One night the wife woke up in the middle of the night and found her husband sitting and crying so she ask him what is worng he replied do you remember the day we meet 20 years ago and when your dad catch us under the tree and told me either marry you or send you 20 years in jail, tyhe wifes replyied sure I do but why you are drying? The husband replied I could have gone out of jail today after 20 years if I didn't marry you.
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I wouldn't know, I would never climb a mountain in order to be told what I should be doing, I can just go home to the Missus for that.
So you compare the poor lady with climbing a mountain. She will be flattered. :) And what about having to take off your shoes and having to throw yourself down before a burning bush?
"I just exchanged opinions with my boss. I went in with mine and came out with his." - me, 2011 ---
I am endeavoring, Madam, to construct a mnemonic memory circuit using stone knives and bearskins - Mr. Spock 1935 and me 2011 -
wasn't it on the back of the ten commandments?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
I thought the reverse side text translated to "Just Kidding" or "April Fools"
Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am
