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After 20 years of merrage

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  • D Dalek Dave

    Depends on the girl.

    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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    JustWorking
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    Waaw first time I get 3 5'ves in the lounge :-D

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    • L Lost User

      I remember the first time I heard that one....I nearly fell off my Penny Farthing I was laughing so hard.

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      Steve Mayfield
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      You're wife / GF's name is "Penny Farthing" :confused:

      Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am

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      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

        Even this[^] one? Or one of these[^] - remember, you have to wake up next to them, for 20 years...

        Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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        rah_sin
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        Kindly put me in jail :((

        rahul

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        • J JustWorking

          One night the wife woke up in the middle of the night and found her husband sitting and crying so she ask him what is worng he replied do you remember the day we meet 20 years ago and when your dad catch us under the tree and told me either marry you or send you 20 years in jail, tyhe wifes replyied sure I do but why you are drying? The husband replied I could have gone out of jail today after 20 years if I didn't marry you.

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          keyur soni
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          :laugh: :laugh:

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          • L Lost User

            I wouldn't know, I would never climb a mountain in order to be told what I should be doing, I can just go home to the Missus for that.

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            Lost User
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            So you compare the poor lady with climbing a mountain. She will be flattered. :) And what about having to take off your shoes and having to throw yourself down before a burning bush?

            "I just exchanged opinions with my boss. I went in with mine and came out with his." - me, 2011 ---
            I am endeavoring, Madam, to construct a mnemonic memory circuit using stone knives and bearskins - Mr. Spock 1935 and me 2011

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            • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

              wasn't it on the back of the ten commandments?

              You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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              Steve Mayfield
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              I thought the reverse side text translated to "Just Kidding" or "April Fools"

              Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am

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