After 20 years of merrage
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Waaw first time I get 3 5'ves in the lounge :-D
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I remember the first time I heard that one....I nearly fell off my Penny Farthing I was laughing so hard.
You're wife / GF's name is "Penny Farthing" :confused:
Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am
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One night the wife woke up in the middle of the night and found her husband sitting and crying so she ask him what is worng he replied do you remember the day we meet 20 years ago and when your dad catch us under the tree and told me either marry you or send you 20 years in jail, tyhe wifes replyied sure I do but why you are drying? The husband replied I could have gone out of jail today after 20 years if I didn't marry you.
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I wouldn't know, I would never climb a mountain in order to be told what I should be doing, I can just go home to the Missus for that.
So you compare the poor lady with climbing a mountain. She will be flattered. :) And what about having to take off your shoes and having to throw yourself down before a burning bush?
"I just exchanged opinions with my boss. I went in with mine and came out with his." - me, 2011 ---
I am endeavoring, Madam, to construct a mnemonic memory circuit using stone knives and bearskins - Mr. Spock 1935 and me 2011 -
wasn't it on the back of the ten commandments?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
I thought the reverse side text translated to "Just Kidding" or "April Fools"
Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am