man tells his doctor that his wife hasn't wanted to have relations with him for the past 7 months [modified]
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The man tells his doctor that his wife hasn't wanted to have relations with him for the past 7 months. The physician tells the man to bring his wife in so he can talk to her. When the wife comes to office, the doctor asks her why doesn't she want to have sex with her husband any more. "For the last 7 months," the wife replies, "every morning I take a cab to work. I don't make much money and my husband doesn't give more than bus fare, so the cab driver always asks me, 'So are you going to pay today or what?' I always give him an 'or what'. That makes me late to work I'm late, so the boss asks me, 'So are we going to dock your salary, or what?' That's another 'or what.' On the way home, I take the cab and again I don't have any money so the cab driver asks me, 'So are you going to pay this time or what?' And, again, I do an 'or what'. So you see, Doctor, when I get home I'm all tired out and I don't want sex any more." The doctor thinks for a second. "So," he says, "are we going to tell your husband or what?"
Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning. A crisis on your part does not constitute one on mine.
modified on Monday, June 20, 2011 3:32 PM
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The man tells his doctor that his wife hasn't wanted to have relations with him for the past 7 months. The physician tells the man to bring his wife in so he can talk to her. When the wife comes to office, the doctor asks her why doesn't she want to have sex with her husband any more. "For the last 7 months," the wife replies, "every morning I take a cab to work. I don't make much money and my husband doesn't give more than bus fare, so the cab driver always asks me, 'So are you going to pay today or what?' I always give him an 'or what'. That makes me late to work I'm late, so the boss asks me, 'So are we going to dock your salary, or what?' That's another 'or what.' On the way home, I take the cab and again I don't have any money so the cab driver asks me, 'So are you going to pay this time or what?' And, again, I do an 'or what'. So you see, Doctor, when I get home I'm all tired out and I don't want sex any more." The doctor thinks for a second. "So," he says, "are we going to tell your husband or what?"
Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning. A crisis on your part does not constitute one on mine.
modified on Monday, June 20, 2011 3:32 PM
Sounds like my ex although I gave her enough to ride in a limo she just preferred the or what.
"Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forward." Kierkegaard, Søren
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Sounds like my ex although I gave her enough to ride in a limo she just preferred the or what.
"Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forward." Kierkegaard, Søren
Mike Hankey wrote:
Sounds like my ex
You married her, too???
The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.
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Mike Hankey wrote:
Sounds like my ex
You married her, too???
The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.
And she told me she had never done this before??? She lied to you too eh? :)
"Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forward." Kierkegaard, Søren
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The man tells his doctor that his wife hasn't wanted to have relations with him for the past 7 months. The physician tells the man to bring his wife in so he can talk to her. When the wife comes to office, the doctor asks her why doesn't she want to have sex with her husband any more. "For the last 7 months," the wife replies, "every morning I take a cab to work. I don't make much money and my husband doesn't give more than bus fare, so the cab driver always asks me, 'So are you going to pay today or what?' I always give him an 'or what'. That makes me late to work I'm late, so the boss asks me, 'So are we going to dock your salary, or what?' That's another 'or what.' On the way home, I take the cab and again I don't have any money so the cab driver asks me, 'So are you going to pay this time or what?' And, again, I do an 'or what'. So you see, Doctor, when I get home I'm all tired out and I don't want sex any more." The doctor thinks for a second. "So," he says, "are we going to tell your husband or what?"
Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning. A crisis on your part does not constitute one on mine.
modified on Monday, June 20, 2011 3:32 PM
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: So, I should laugh on this joke or what??
