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A man who is researching his own genealogy, is searching for the grave of his long lost but famous uncle. On arrival at the cemetery, he is dismayed to find that the layout has been rationalized and all the older untended gravestones has been moved to form a neat grid pattern to one side. After much searching in vain, one of the graveyard staff approaches him to see if he can be of any help. "Yes, I'm looking for the grave of an uncle of mine. I'm told that the headstone makes some mention of the fact that he invented the cryptic crossword". "Oh that one!" says the assistant, "that's easy to find. It's twelve down and fifteen across"
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A man who is researching his own genealogy, is searching for the grave of his long lost but famous uncle. On arrival at the cemetery, he is dismayed to find that the layout has been rationalized and all the older untended gravestones has been moved to form a neat grid pattern to one side. After much searching in vain, one of the graveyard staff approaches him to see if he can be of any help. "Yes, I'm looking for the grave of an uncle of mine. I'm told that the headstone makes some mention of the fact that he invented the cryptic crossword". "Oh that one!" says the assistant, "that's easy to find. It's twelve down and fifteen across"
It’s always a pleasure to help when your efforts are appreciated...
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A man who is researching his own genealogy, is searching for the grave of his long lost but famous uncle. On arrival at the cemetery, he is dismayed to find that the layout has been rationalized and all the older untended gravestones has been moved to form a neat grid pattern to one side. After much searching in vain, one of the graveyard staff approaches him to see if he can be of any help. "Yes, I'm looking for the grave of an uncle of mine. I'm told that the headstone makes some mention of the fact that he invented the cryptic crossword". "Oh that one!" says the assistant, "that's easy to find. It's twelve down and fifteen across"
It’s always a pleasure to help when your efforts are appreciated...
Sod it, I like that one. Have my 5. And no - I haven't heard it before. Well done.
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Nothing wrong with digging up the occasional relic, just make sure no one finds out
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Sod it, I like that one. Have my 5. And no - I haven't heard it before. Well done.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
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It is quite good isn't it. I remember thinking that, last time I read it in The Lounge. :-D
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