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  • I ian dennis 0

    Just before waking up Saturday morning I was rewarded by the acquisition of an interesting scar on my temple: \ - / (just the bit that shows ... a same amount disappears under the hair-line) Apparently, one cat rubbed against a photo on the dresser, pushing it so it fell to the floor between the dresser and the wall, which spooked a second cat who was curled up on a pillow between my wife and I, who then fled from the bed (the cat, not my wife), pushing off on my face. (We do declaw the front paws of our cats, but leave the rear paws alone for their protection). Any way, I woke up screaming, with blood dripping down my face. My wife mopped it up, and performed ridimentary 1st Aid. All three marks have stopped bleeding, but I'm going to end up looking rather sinister.

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    Dalek Dave
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    • I ian dennis 0

      Just before waking up Saturday morning I was rewarded by the acquisition of an interesting scar on my temple: \ - / (just the bit that shows ... a same amount disappears under the hair-line) Apparently, one cat rubbed against a photo on the dresser, pushing it so it fell to the floor between the dresser and the wall, which spooked a second cat who was curled up on a pillow between my wife and I, who then fled from the bed (the cat, not my wife), pushing off on my face. (We do declaw the front paws of our cats, but leave the rear paws alone for their protection). Any way, I woke up screaming, with blood dripping down my face. My wife mopped it up, and performed ridimentary 1st Aid. All three marks have stopped bleeding, but I'm going to end up looking rather sinister.

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      wizardzz
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      Now every time your cat tortures a mouse you scar's going to burn.

      "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson

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        Just before waking up Saturday morning I was rewarded by the acquisition of an interesting scar on my temple: \ - / (just the bit that shows ... a same amount disappears under the hair-line) Apparently, one cat rubbed against a photo on the dresser, pushing it so it fell to the floor between the dresser and the wall, which spooked a second cat who was curled up on a pillow between my wife and I, who then fled from the bed (the cat, not my wife), pushing off on my face. (We do declaw the front paws of our cats, but leave the rear paws alone for their protection). Any way, I woke up screaming, with blood dripping down my face. My wife mopped it up, and performed ridimentary 1st Aid. All three marks have stopped bleeding, but I'm going to end up looking rather sinister.

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        AspDotNetDev
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        Cats are lovable balls of pure evil. I recommend getting a hamster, :baaaa!:, or :bob: instead.

        Driven to the ARMs by x86.

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          Just before waking up Saturday morning I was rewarded by the acquisition of an interesting scar on my temple: \ - / (just the bit that shows ... a same amount disappears under the hair-line) Apparently, one cat rubbed against a photo on the dresser, pushing it so it fell to the floor between the dresser and the wall, which spooked a second cat who was curled up on a pillow between my wife and I, who then fled from the bed (the cat, not my wife), pushing off on my face. (We do declaw the front paws of our cats, but leave the rear paws alone for their protection). Any way, I woke up screaming, with blood dripping down my face. My wife mopped it up, and performed ridimentary 1st Aid. All three marks have stopped bleeding, but I'm going to end up looking rather sinister.

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          Chris Quinn
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          I was once woken from a deep sleep by one of our cats pissing in my face! Unfortunately, my mouth was open at the time X|

          ==================================== Transvestites - Roberts in Disguise! ====================================

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            I was once woken from a deep sleep by one of our cats pissing in my face! Unfortunately, my mouth was open at the time X|

            ==================================== Transvestites - Roberts in Disguise! ====================================

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            Steve Mayfield
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            It must have determined that you were looking a little dehydrated (just think what you might have received if it had thought you were looking a little hungry instead X| ) - or if it really did mistake your face for its' litter box, be glad it didn't try covering up the wet spot with its' paw rakes. :doh:

            Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am

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              Cats are lovable balls of pure evil. I recommend getting a hamster, :baaaa!:, or :bob: instead.

              Driven to the ARMs by x86.

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              Oakman
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              AspDotNetDev wrote:

              I recommend getting a hamster

              The cats would love that

              The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.

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                It must have determined that you were looking a little dehydrated (just think what you might have received if it had thought you were looking a little hungry instead X| ) - or if it really did mistake your face for its' litter box, be glad it didn't try covering up the wet spot with its' paw rakes. :doh:

                Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am

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                Lost User
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                No. When a cat does something like that, it has planned it and knows exactly what it's doing. That is the very personal revenge of a jealous or insulted cat. Usually the target is something that appears to be a personal item with the person's smell. When my cat protested against me being to work too much, it sat on my desk and 'mistook' my clothes on a chair for its litterbox.

                "Dark the dark side is. Very dark..." - Yoda ---
                "Shut up, Yoda, and just make yourself another toast." - Obi Wan Kenobi

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                  Just before waking up Saturday morning I was rewarded by the acquisition of an interesting scar on my temple: \ - / (just the bit that shows ... a same amount disappears under the hair-line) Apparently, one cat rubbed against a photo on the dresser, pushing it so it fell to the floor between the dresser and the wall, which spooked a second cat who was curled up on a pillow between my wife and I, who then fled from the bed (the cat, not my wife), pushing off on my face. (We do declaw the front paws of our cats, but leave the rear paws alone for their protection). Any way, I woke up screaming, with blood dripping down my face. My wife mopped it up, and performed ridimentary 1st Aid. All three marks have stopped bleeding, but I'm going to end up looking rather sinister.

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                  bryce
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                  You know, of all people who this woudl have happened to i would have thought Dalek Dave to be the prime candidate. the first sentence would have been something like "On Friday night i had 16 pints of lager....and just before waking up Saturday morning I was rewarded by the acquisition of an interesting scar on my temple" Bryce

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                    Just before waking up Saturday morning I was rewarded by the acquisition of an interesting scar on my temple: \ - / (just the bit that shows ... a same amount disappears under the hair-line) Apparently, one cat rubbed against a photo on the dresser, pushing it so it fell to the floor between the dresser and the wall, which spooked a second cat who was curled up on a pillow between my wife and I, who then fled from the bed (the cat, not my wife), pushing off on my face. (We do declaw the front paws of our cats, but leave the rear paws alone for their protection). Any way, I woke up screaming, with blood dripping down my face. My wife mopped it up, and performed ridimentary 1st Aid. All three marks have stopped bleeding, but I'm going to end up looking rather sinister.

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                    Chris Maunder
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                    Thanks - I now have to clean the screen of the mouthful of wine that was, moments ago, in my mouth. Awesome.

                    cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

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                      Thanks - I now have to clean the screen of the mouthful of wine that was, moments ago, in my mouth. Awesome.

                      cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

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                      Steve Mayfield
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                      maybe you can add something like this[^], this[^] or this[^] to the emoticons :laugh:

                      Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am

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