Restroom-Lavatory-Loo-Toilet- Water Closet-Bathroom Etiquette (re: public men's room) [modified]
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1.) Don't talk to me. Don't ask me questions like how are my kids or about the ball game. 2.) Don't talk on your cell phone while you are pinching a loaf. That's just rude and crude and I don't want to hear about your late night escapades with Johnny. 3.) Wash your hands...no really. Even after you pee. 4.) Courtesy flushes. One per movement - this is mandatory and it's common sense. 5.) Don't brush your teeth where other people shit...unless you like brushing your teeth with colonic bacteria. 6.) Most important rule of all...If we are both at the urinals and I see your head move left or right out of my peripheral vision...then, unless you've got a guide dog, you are a dead man. Follow some of these basic, common sense, rules and you should have a happy constitution. [edits] made some edits at request of Pompey and POH. :)
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- The only conversation allowed is a simple "Thanks" or "Cheers" if someone holds the door open for you. 2) Pissing whilst one the phone is funny if the guy doing it then drops the phone into the urinal. 3) The Army taught me not to piss on my hands. 4) Courtesy flushes are for pussies. Real men mark their territory. 5) Brushing teeth in a public toilet is just freaky, wait till you get home/hotel room/brothel. 6) There is never ever any reason to use the urinal next to one being used. A gap of at least one urinal is required, minimum!
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1.) Don't talk to me. Don't ask me questions like how are my kids or about the ball game. 2.) Don't talk on your cell phone while you are pinching a loaf. That's just rude and crude and I don't want to hear about your late night escapades with Johnny. 3.) Wash your hands...no really. Even after you pee. 4.) Courtesy flushes. One per movement - this is mandatory and it's common sense. 5.) Don't brush your teeth where other people shit...unless you like brushing your teeth with colonic bacteria. 6.) Most important rule of all...If we are both at the urinals and I see your head move left or right out of my peripheral vision...then, unless you've got a guide dog, you are a dead man. Follow some of these basic, common sense, rules and you should have a happy constitution. [edits] made some edits at request of Pompey and POH. :)
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Last office I was in people did dishes in the bathroom. There's a fucking kitchen in the office people! Don't make me piss on your plates. Also, the mens bathroom had one urinal and two stalls. More than once if i was at the urinal and somebody else came in they would line up behind me and wait even if both stalls are empty. So, you just wanted to watch me piss eh? How did that go for you?
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Last office I was in people did dishes in the bathroom. There's a fucking kitchen in the office people! Don't make me piss on your plates. Also, the mens bathroom had one urinal and two stalls. More than once if i was at the urinal and somebody else came in they would line up behind me and wait even if both stalls are empty. So, you just wanted to watch me piss eh? How did that go for you?
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- The only conversation allowed is a simple "Thanks" or "Cheers" if someone holds the door open for you. 2) Pissing whilst one the phone is funny if the guy doing it then drops the phone into the urinal. 3) The Army taught me not to piss on my hands. 4) Courtesy flushes are for pussies. Real men mark their territory. 5) Brushing teeth in a public toilet is just freaky, wait till you get home/hotel room/brothel. 6) There is never ever any reason to use the urinal next to one being used. A gap of at least one urinal is required, minimum!
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]
Dalek Dave wrote:
- The Army taught me not to piss on my hands.
Really? I already knew that.
And sometimes when you're on, you're really f***ing on And your friends they sing along and they love you But the lows are so extreme that the good seems f***ing cheap And it teases you for weeks in its absence Rilo Kiley - "A Better Son/Daughter"
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1.) Don't talk to me. Don't ask me questions like how are my kids or about the ball game. 2.) Don't talk on your cell phone while you are pinching a loaf. That's just rude and crude and I don't want to hear about your late night escapades with Johnny. 3.) Wash your hands...no really. Even after you pee. 4.) Courtesy flushes. One per movement - this is mandatory and it's common sense. 5.) Don't brush your teeth where other people shit...unless you like brushing your teeth with colonic bacteria. 6.) Most important rule of all...If we are both at the urinals and I see your head move left or right out of my peripheral vision...then, unless you've got a guide dog, you are a dead man. Follow some of these basic, common sense, rules and you should have a happy constitution. [edits] made some edits at request of Pompey and POH. :)
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For those that want to "upset" their co-workers, don't use the urinals. Just walk up to a sink, zip it down and let a nice stream go. When you are finished, zip it up and then wash your hands using the same sink. Repeat this often and pretty soon, you'll have the men's room all to yourself. :)
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]
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1.) Don't talk to me. Don't ask me questions like how are my kids or about the ball game. 2.) Don't talk on your cell phone while you are pinching a loaf. That's just rude and crude and I don't want to hear about your late night escapades with Johnny. 3.) Wash your hands...no really. Even after you pee. 4.) Courtesy flushes. One per movement - this is mandatory and it's common sense. 5.) Don't brush your teeth where other people shit...unless you like brushing your teeth with colonic bacteria. 6.) Most important rule of all...If we are both at the urinals and I see your head move left or right out of my peripheral vision...then, unless you've got a guide dog, you are a dead man. Follow some of these basic, common sense, rules and you should have a happy constitution. [edits] made some edits at request of Pompey and POH. :)
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My god, there are 2 freaks here that do #6. It is fucking disgusting. Our bathroom smells like the kitchen garbage of a steak house after 4 days. When I brush, I use the kitchen sink Hell, I'm probably making that cleaner by doing so.
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson
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For those that want to "upset" their co-workers, don't use the urinals. Just walk up to a sink, zip it down and let a nice stream go. When you are finished, zip it up and then wash your hands using the same sink. Repeat this often and pretty soon, you'll have the men's room all to yourself. :)
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]
:laugh: :laugh:
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1.) Don't talk to me. Don't ask me questions like how are my kids or about the ball game. 2.) Don't talk on your cell phone while you are pinching a loaf. That's just rude and crude and I don't want to hear about your late night escapades with Johnny. 3.) Wash your hands...no really. Even after you pee. 4.) Courtesy flushes. One per movement - this is mandatory and it's common sense. 5.) Don't brush your teeth where other people shit...unless you like brushing your teeth with colonic bacteria. 6.) Most important rule of all...If we are both at the urinals and I see your head move left or right out of my peripheral vision...then, unless you've got a guide dog, you are a dead man. Follow some of these basic, common sense, rules and you should have a happy constitution. [edits] made some edits at request of Pompey and POH. :)
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Slacker007 wrote:
Most important rule of all...If we are both at the urinals and I see your head move left or right out of my peripheral vision...then**, unless you've got a guide dog,** you are a dead man.
A slight softening of tone.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
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Last office I was in people did dishes in the bathroom. There's a fucking kitchen in the office people! Don't make me piss on your plates. Also, the mens bathroom had one urinal and two stalls. More than once if i was at the urinal and somebody else came in they would line up behind me and wait even if both stalls are empty. So, you just wanted to watch me piss eh? How did that go for you?
thrakazog wrote:
How did that go for you?
It was goood.... ;P
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
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1.) Don't talk to me. Don't ask me questions like how are my kids or about the ball game. 2.) Don't talk on your cell phone while you are pinching a loaf. That's just rude and crude and I don't want to hear about your late night escapades with Johnny. 3.) Wash your hands...no really. Even after you pee. 4.) Courtesy flushes. One per movement - this is mandatory and it's common sense. 5.) Don't brush your teeth where other people shit...unless you like brushing your teeth with colonic bacteria. 6.) Most important rule of all...If we are both at the urinals and I see your head move left or right out of my peripheral vision...then, unless you've got a guide dog, you are a dead man. Follow some of these basic, common sense, rules and you should have a happy constitution. [edits] made some edits at request of Pompey and POH. :)
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You forgot one. 7) Don't eat food while you're in there. That's just nasty.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
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You forgot one. 7) Don't eat food while you're in there. That's just nasty.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
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Slacker007 wrote:
Most important rule of all...If we are both at the urinals and I see your head move left or right out of my peripheral vision...then**, unless you've got a guide dog,** you are a dead man.
A slight softening of tone.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility
Good edit. +5 :)
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1.) Don't talk to me. Don't ask me questions like how are my kids or about the ball game. 2.) Don't talk on your cell phone while you are pinching a loaf. That's just rude and crude and I don't want to hear about your late night escapades with Johnny. 3.) Wash your hands...no really. Even after you pee. 4.) Courtesy flushes. One per movement - this is mandatory and it's common sense. 5.) Don't brush your teeth where other people shit...unless you like brushing your teeth with colonic bacteria. 6.) Most important rule of all...If we are both at the urinals and I see your head move left or right out of my peripheral vision...then, unless you've got a guide dog, you are a dead man. Follow some of these basic, common sense, rules and you should have a happy constitution. [edits] made some edits at request of Pompey and POH. :)
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1.) It is not a Bathroom, a bathroom is where you Bathe. ;P (Sorry, couldn't resist as I know how much you appreciate it when us Brits point out the faults in your Americanisms).
Ᵽompey wrote:
It is not a Bathroom, a bathroom is where you Bathe.
Right you are sir. I should edit that so it says restroom instead. I really don't know why we use the word bathroom for anything other than bathing. Good catch. :)
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Ᵽompey wrote:
It is not a Bathroom, a bathroom is where you Bathe.
Right you are sir. I should edit that so it says restroom instead. I really don't know why we use the word bathroom for anything other than bathing. Good catch. :)
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Ᵽompey wrote:
It is not a Bathroom, a bathroom is where you Bathe.
Right you are sir. I should edit that so it says restroom instead. I really don't know why we use the word bathroom for anything other than bathing. Good catch. :)
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Good god man! What do you want me to call it then...a lavatory or the loo? :laugh:
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Dalek Dave wrote:
Do you do much resting in there?
Depends how high the lip of the urinal is.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
:-D
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Good god man! What do you want me to call it then...a lavatory or the loo? :laugh:
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