Restroom-Lavatory-Loo-Toilet- Water Closet-Bathroom Etiquette (re: public men's room) [modified]
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You forgot one. 7) Don't eat food while you're in there. That's just nasty.
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Slacker007 wrote:
Most important rule of all...If we are both at the urinals and I see your head move left or right out of my peripheral vision...then**, unless you've got a guide dog,** you are a dead man.
A slight softening of tone.
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Good edit. +5 :)
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1.) Don't talk to me. Don't ask me questions like how are my kids or about the ball game. 2.) Don't talk on your cell phone while you are pinching a loaf. That's just rude and crude and I don't want to hear about your late night escapades with Johnny. 3.) Wash your hands...no really. Even after you pee. 4.) Courtesy flushes. One per movement - this is mandatory and it's common sense. 5.) Don't brush your teeth where other people shit...unless you like brushing your teeth with colonic bacteria. 6.) Most important rule of all...If we are both at the urinals and I see your head move left or right out of my peripheral vision...then, unless you've got a guide dog, you are a dead man. Follow some of these basic, common sense, rules and you should have a happy constitution. [edits] made some edits at request of Pompey and POH. :)
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1.) It is not a Bathroom, a bathroom is where you Bathe. ;P (Sorry, couldn't resist as I know how much you appreciate it when us Brits point out the faults in your Americanisms).
Ᵽompey wrote:
It is not a Bathroom, a bathroom is where you Bathe.
Right you are sir. I should edit that so it says restroom instead. I really don't know why we use the word bathroom for anything other than bathing. Good catch. :)
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Ᵽompey wrote:
It is not a Bathroom, a bathroom is where you Bathe.
Right you are sir. I should edit that so it says restroom instead. I really don't know why we use the word bathroom for anything other than bathing. Good catch. :)
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Ᵽompey wrote:
It is not a Bathroom, a bathroom is where you Bathe.
Right you are sir. I should edit that so it says restroom instead. I really don't know why we use the word bathroom for anything other than bathing. Good catch. :)
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Good god man! What do you want me to call it then...a lavatory or the loo? :laugh:
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Dalek Dave wrote:
Do you do much resting in there?
Depends how high the lip of the urinal is.
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Good god man! What do you want me to call it then...a lavatory or the loo? :laugh:
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- The only conversation allowed is a simple "Thanks" or "Cheers" if someone holds the door open for you. 2) Pissing whilst one the phone is funny if the guy doing it then drops the phone into the urinal. 3) The Army taught me not to piss on my hands. 4) Courtesy flushes are for pussies. Real men mark their territory. 5) Brushing teeth in a public toilet is just freaky, wait till you get home/hotel room/brothel. 6) There is never ever any reason to use the urinal next to one being used. A gap of at least one urinal is required, minimum!
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Dalek Dave wrote:
- There is never ever any reason to use the urinal next to one being used. A gap of at least one urinal is required, minimum!
We only have two!
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- The only conversation allowed is a simple "Thanks" or "Cheers" if someone holds the door open for you. 2) Pissing whilst one the phone is funny if the guy doing it then drops the phone into the urinal. 3) The Army taught me not to piss on my hands. 4) Courtesy flushes are for pussies. Real men mark their territory. 5) Brushing teeth in a public toilet is just freaky, wait till you get home/hotel room/brothel. 6) There is never ever any reason to use the urinal next to one being used. A gap of at least one urinal is required, minimum!
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Dalek Dave wrote:
- There is never ever any reason to use the urinal next to one being used. A gap of at least one urinal is required, minimum!
I am quite sure this must have been on here before but, The Urinal Game[^]
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Ᵽompey wrote:
It is not a Bathroom, a bathroom is where you Bathe.
Right you are sir. I should edit that so it says restroom instead. I really don't know why we use the word bathroom for anything other than bathing. Good catch. :)
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Ᵽompey wrote:
It is not a Bathroom, a bathroom is where you Bathe.
Right you are sir. I should edit that so it says restroom instead. I really don't know why we use the word bathroom for anything other than bathing. Good catch. :)
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Because most of our bathrooms have baths in them, along with toilet and sink, and the name just got applied to any room in which any of the activities can take place?
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I love random questions
What is the calorific content of celery?
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ChrisElston wrote:
I love random questions
What is the calorific content of celery?
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