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    Oakman
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    1. In the memo field of all my checks, write 'For marijuana.' 2. Order diet water whenever I eat out. 3. Always specify that my order is to go when ordering through the microphone in the clown-face at the drive-through. 4. Tell my kids one night while eating dinner, 'Due to the economy, we're going to have to let one of you go.' 5. If my significant other and I go to the bank and I cash a check - hand her half and say loudly, 'Thanks, baby, you were great!'

    The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.

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      1. In the memo field of all my checks, write 'For marijuana.' 2. Order diet water whenever I eat out. 3. Always specify that my order is to go when ordering through the microphone in the clown-face at the drive-through. 4. Tell my kids one night while eating dinner, 'Due to the economy, we're going to have to let one of you go.' 5. If my significant other and I go to the bank and I cash a check - hand her half and say loudly, 'Thanks, baby, you were great!'

      The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.

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      gavindon
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      Oakman wrote:

      3. Always specify that my order is to go when ordering through the microphone in the clown-face at the drive-through.

      most of the order takers around here where I live wouldn't get the joke.

      Oakman wrote:

      4. Tell my kids one night while eating dinner, 'Due to the economy, we're going to have to let one of you go.'

      I'm going to have to try that one... :laugh:

      Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning. A crisis on your part does not constitute one on mine.

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        1. In the memo field of all my checks, write 'For marijuana.' 2. Order diet water whenever I eat out. 3. Always specify that my order is to go when ordering through the microphone in the clown-face at the drive-through. 4. Tell my kids one night while eating dinner, 'Due to the economy, we're going to have to let one of you go.' 5. If my significant other and I go to the bank and I cash a check - hand her half and say loudly, 'Thanks, baby, you were great!'

        The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.

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        Single Step Debugger
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        Oakman wrote:

        1. In the memo field of all my checks, write 'For marijuana.'

        :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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          1. In the memo field of all my checks, write 'For marijuana.' 2. Order diet water whenever I eat out. 3. Always specify that my order is to go when ordering through the microphone in the clown-face at the drive-through. 4. Tell my kids one night while eating dinner, 'Due to the economy, we're going to have to let one of you go.' 5. If my significant other and I go to the bank and I cash a check - hand her half and say loudly, 'Thanks, baby, you were great!'

          The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.

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          Slacker007
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          You may want to drop over to the Lounge for a topic on the United States, the IMF, and our country's debt. Interesting. :) here[^]

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            1. In the memo field of all my checks, write 'For marijuana.' 2. Order diet water whenever I eat out. 3. Always specify that my order is to go when ordering through the microphone in the clown-face at the drive-through. 4. Tell my kids one night while eating dinner, 'Due to the economy, we're going to have to let one of you go.' 5. If my significant other and I go to the bank and I cash a check - hand her half and say loudly, 'Thanks, baby, you were great!'

            The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.

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            Slacker007
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            Oakman wrote:

            5. If my significant other and I go to the bank and I cash a check - hand her half and say loudly, 'Thanks, baby, you were great!'

            :laugh: :laugh:

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              1. In the memo field of all my checks, write 'For marijuana.' 2. Order diet water whenever I eat out. 3. Always specify that my order is to go when ordering through the microphone in the clown-face at the drive-through. 4. Tell my kids one night while eating dinner, 'Due to the economy, we're going to have to let one of you go.' 5. If my significant other and I go to the bank and I cash a check - hand her half and say loudly, 'Thanks, baby, you were great!'

              The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.

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              6. When ordering Pizza on the phone ask if they Deliver. When they say yes ask for a 14" Liver & onion.

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              • O Oakman

                1. In the memo field of all my checks, write 'For marijuana.' 2. Order diet water whenever I eat out. 3. Always specify that my order is to go when ordering through the microphone in the clown-face at the drive-through. 4. Tell my kids one night while eating dinner, 'Due to the economy, we're going to have to let one of you go.' 5. If my significant other and I go to the bank and I cash a check - hand her half and say loudly, 'Thanks, baby, you were great!'

                The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.

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                Oakman wrote:

                In the memo field of all my checks, write 'For marijuana.'

                Oakman wrote:

                If my significant other and I go to the bank and I cash a check - hand her half and say loudly, 'Thanks, baby, you were great!

                I really want to combine these two and write "For Sex" on all my checks.

                Driven to the ARMs by x86.

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                  6. When ordering Pizza on the phone ask if they Deliver. When they say yes ask for a 14" Liver & onion.

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                  Slacker007
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                  :laugh: :laugh: a little late I know but damn that was funny.

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                  • O Oakman

                    1. In the memo field of all my checks, write 'For marijuana.' 2. Order diet water whenever I eat out. 3. Always specify that my order is to go when ordering through the microphone in the clown-face at the drive-through. 4. Tell my kids one night while eating dinner, 'Due to the economy, we're going to have to let one of you go.' 5. If my significant other and I go to the bank and I cash a check - hand her half and say loudly, 'Thanks, baby, you were great!'

                    The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.

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                    wizardzz
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                    Oakman wrote:

                    2. Order diet water whenever I eat out.

                    Bet that earns a funny look from the wife.

                    "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson

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