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    Ben Breeg
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    MAKES YOU PROUD TO BE .....!! Be very proud to be ...... because... Only in ... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. Only in ... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in ... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a DIET coke. Only in ... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters. Only in ... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the Drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage. Only in ... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. Only in ... are there disabled parking places in front of an Ice skating rink.

    As I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I fear no evil, for I am the God of Death.... and this is my valley. Aici zace un om despre care nu sestie prea mult

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      MAKES YOU PROUD TO BE .....!! Be very proud to be ...... because... Only in ... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. Only in ... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in ... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a DIET coke. Only in ... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters. Only in ... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the Drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage. Only in ... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. Only in ... are there disabled parking places in front of an Ice skating rink.

      As I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I fear no evil, for I am the God of Death.... and this is my valley. Aici zace un om despre care nu sestie prea mult

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      Benjamin Breeg wrote:

      Only in ... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

      England, then?


      See if you can crack this: b749f6c269a746243debc6488046e33f
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        Benjamin Breeg wrote:

        Only in ... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

        England, then?


        See if you can crack this: b749f6c269a746243debc6488046e33f
        So far, no one seems to have cracked this!

        The unofficial awesome history of Code Project's Bob! "People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid."

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        Ben Breeg
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        Aye :laugh:

        As I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I fear no evil, for I am the God of Death.... and this is my valley. Aici zace un om despre care nu sestie prea mult

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          Benjamin Breeg wrote:

          Only in ... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

          England, then?


          See if you can crack this: b749f6c269a746243debc6488046e33f
          So far, no one seems to have cracked this!

          The unofficial awesome history of Code Project's Bob! "People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid."

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          RaviBee
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          USA and Canada, too. :) /ravi

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          • B Ben Breeg

            MAKES YOU PROUD TO BE .....!! Be very proud to be ...... because... Only in ... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. Only in ... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in ... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a DIET coke. Only in ... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters. Only in ... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the Drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage. Only in ... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. Only in ... are there disabled parking places in front of an Ice skating rink.

            As I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I fear no evil, for I am the God of Death.... and this is my valley. Aici zace un om despre care nu sestie prea mult

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            Dr Walt Fair PE
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            Only in ... are there Braille on the buttons at the drive-in bank teller. The really sad thing is that the people who design these things can most likely vote ...

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            Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

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              MAKES YOU PROUD TO BE .....!! Be very proud to be ...... because... Only in ... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. Only in ... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in ... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a DIET coke. Only in ... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters. Only in ... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the Drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage. Only in ... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. Only in ... are there disabled parking places in front of an Ice skating rink.

              As I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I fear no evil, for I am the God of Death.... and this is my valley. Aici zace un om despre care nu sestie prea mult

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              Benjamin Breeg wrote:

              Only in ... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

              India. :)

              "Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.

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                Benjamin Breeg wrote:

                Only in ... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

                India. :)

                "Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.

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                You traitor

                thatraja


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                  You traitor

                  thatraja


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                    USA and Canada, too. :) /ravi

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                    John M Drescher
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                    USA certainly fits. I have never been that far north so I can't comment on Canada.

                    John

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                      USA certainly fits. I have never been that far north so I can't comment on Canada.

                      John

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                      John M. Drescher wrote:

                      so I can't comment on Canada.

                      No-one can. There's nothing much to say. ;)

                      The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.

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                      • B Ben Breeg

                        MAKES YOU PROUD TO BE .....!! Be very proud to be ...... because... Only in ... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. Only in ... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in ... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a DIET coke. Only in ... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters. Only in ... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the Drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage. Only in ... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. Only in ... are there disabled parking places in front of an Ice skating rink.

                        As I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I fear no evil, for I am the God of Death.... and this is my valley. Aici zace un om despre care nu sestie prea mult

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                        UK?

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                          UK?

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                          Ben Breeg
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                          Aye! :laugh:

                          As I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I fear no evil, for I am the God of Death.... and this is my valley. Aici zace un om despre care nu sestie prea mult

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                            MAKES YOU PROUD TO BE .....!! Be very proud to be ...... because... Only in ... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. Only in ... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in ... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a DIET coke. Only in ... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters. Only in ... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the Drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage. Only in ... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. Only in ... are there disabled parking places in front of an Ice skating rink.

                            As I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I fear no evil, for I am the God of Death.... and this is my valley. Aici zace un om despre care nu sestie prea mult

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                            Joan M
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                            I guess you should remove "Only" from all the statements... :rolleyes:

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                              I guess you should remove "Only" from all the statements... :rolleyes:

                              [www.tamelectromecanica.com] Robots, CNC and PLC machines for grinding and polishing.

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                              Ben Breeg
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                              Joan Murt wrote:

                              I guess you should remove "Only"

                              Originally, it was Only in England. Then, having thought about it for a bit, it occurred to me that the statements most probably applied to other countries as well and it that context, you are correct. :doh:

                              As I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I fear no evil, for I am the God of Death.... and this is my valley. Aici zace un om despre care nu sestie prea mult

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                                John M. Drescher wrote:

                                so I can't comment on Canada.

                                No-one can. There's nothing much to say. ;)

                                The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.

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                                Alan Burkhart
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                                Oakman wrote:

                                No-one can. There's nothing much to say.

                                I used to deliver in Quebec quite a bit. A lot of the guys on the docks thought I should learn French. I told'em I would..... If I ever moved to south Louisiana. :)

                                XAlan Burkhart

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