Only in (insert your country here ......).
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MAKES YOU PROUD TO BE .....!! Be very proud to be ...... because... Only in ... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. Only in ... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in ... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a DIET coke. Only in ... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters. Only in ... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the Drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage. Only in ... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. Only in ... are there disabled parking places in front of an Ice skating rink.
As I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I fear no evil, for I am the God of Death.... and this is my valley. Aici zace un om despre care nu sestie prea mult
Benjamin Breeg wrote:
Only in ... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
India. :)
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Benjamin Breeg wrote:
Only in ... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
India. :)
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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USA and Canada, too. :) /ravi
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USA certainly fits. I have never been that far north so I can't comment on Canada.
John
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USA certainly fits. I have never been that far north so I can't comment on Canada.
John
John M. Drescher wrote:
so I can't comment on Canada.
No-one can. There's nothing much to say. ;)
The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.
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MAKES YOU PROUD TO BE .....!! Be very proud to be ...... because... Only in ... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. Only in ... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in ... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a DIET coke. Only in ... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters. Only in ... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the Drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage. Only in ... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. Only in ... are there disabled parking places in front of an Ice skating rink.
As I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I fear no evil, for I am the God of Death.... and this is my valley. Aici zace un om despre care nu sestie prea mult
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MAKES YOU PROUD TO BE .....!! Be very proud to be ...... because... Only in ... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. Only in ... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in ... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a DIET coke. Only in ... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters. Only in ... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the Drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage. Only in ... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. Only in ... are there disabled parking places in front of an Ice skating rink.
As I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I fear no evil, for I am the God of Death.... and this is my valley. Aici zace un om despre care nu sestie prea mult
I guess you should remove "Only" from all the statements... :rolleyes:
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I guess you should remove "Only" from all the statements... :rolleyes:
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Joan Murt wrote:
I guess you should remove "Only"
Originally, it was Only in England. Then, having thought about it for a bit, it occurred to me that the statements most probably applied to other countries as well and it that context, you are correct. :doh:
As I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I fear no evil, for I am the God of Death.... and this is my valley. Aici zace un om despre care nu sestie prea mult
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John M. Drescher wrote:
so I can't comment on Canada.
No-one can. There's nothing much to say. ;)
The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.
Oakman wrote:
No-one can. There's nothing much to say.
I used to deliver in Quebec quite a bit. A lot of the guys on the docks thought I should learn French. I told'em I would..... If I ever moved to south Louisiana. :)
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