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    Well Bend Me Over And Fuck Me Happy. 6 seconds of the first half left to go and we score again, so now it's 24-10 and it's half time, time to crack open beer number 5. Should cook up some food, but with 1 packet of chips down, it's 2 more packs to go. And none of them girly 50gram fuckers, it's 200 gram or nothing.

    Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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      Well Bend Me Over And Fuck Me Happy. 6 seconds of the first half left to go and we score again, so now it's 24-10 and it's half time, time to crack open beer number 5. Should cook up some food, but with 1 packet of chips down, it's 2 more packs to go. And none of them girly 50gram fuckers, it's 200 gram or nothing.

      Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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      are you locked away ("hotel room") in Canberra MM ? 'g'

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        Well Bend Me Over And Fuck Me Happy. 6 seconds of the first half left to go and we score again, so now it's 24-10 and it's half time, time to crack open beer number 5. Should cook up some food, but with 1 packet of chips down, it's 2 more packs to go. And none of them girly 50gram fuckers, it's 200 gram or nothing.

        Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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        Michael Martin wrote:

        Should cook up some food

        Beer IS food. (Go the Blues!)

        I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly 'This space for rent' Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife

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          are you locked away ("hotel room") in Canberra MM ? 'g'

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          Garth J Lancaster wrote:

          are you locked away ("hotel room") in Canberra MM ?

          Oh yeah!

          Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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            Garth J Lancaster wrote:

            are you locked away ("hotel room") in Canberra MM ?

            Oh yeah!

            Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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            :laugh: C'mon the Blues !!! (I didnt think you'd be so bold as to camp in enemy territory (aka Brisneyland), and remembered that you may have had a client in Canberra) Have a great time

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              Well Bend Me Over And Fuck Me Happy. 6 seconds of the first half left to go and we score again, so now it's 24-10 and it's half time, time to crack open beer number 5. Should cook up some food, but with 1 packet of chips down, it's 2 more packs to go. And none of them girly 50gram fuckers, it's 200 gram or nothing.

              Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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              stop spamming mate! It wouldn't take long for Admin to make note of it and title you as a troll ;)

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                Michael Martin wrote:

                Should cook up some food

                Beer IS food. (Go the Blues!)

                I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly 'This space for rent' Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife

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                Andy_L_J wrote:

                Beer IS food.

                It was in Origin 2 when I was drinking Coopers Sparkling Ale, today it's VB, can't call that food.

                Andy_L_J wrote:

                (Go the Blues!)

                Yeah!

                Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                  stop spamming mate! It wouldn't take long for Admin to make note of it and title you as a troll ;)

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                  AndyInUK wrote:

                  stop spamming mate! It wouldn't take long for Admin to make note of it and title you as a troll ;)

                  This is an annual thing, bring it on Maunder. Does it look like NSW may score another try and force me to create another thread?

                  Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                    AndyInUK wrote:

                    stop spamming mate! It wouldn't take long for Admin to make note of it and title you as a troll ;)

                    This is an annual thing, bring it on Maunder. Does it look like NSW may score another try and force me to create another thread?

                    Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                    Michael Martin wrote:

                    Does it look like NSW may score another try and force me to create another thread?

                    Yes

                    I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly 'This space for rent' Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife

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                      Well Bend Me Over And Fuck Me Happy. 6 seconds of the first half left to go and we score again, so now it's 24-10 and it's half time, time to crack open beer number 5. Should cook up some food, but with 1 packet of chips down, it's 2 more packs to go. And none of them girly 50gram fuckers, it's 200 gram or nothing.

                      Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                      I really don't think we need a blow-by-blow account.

                      ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                        Michael Martin wrote:

                        Does it look like NSW may score another try and force me to create another thread?

                        Yes

                        I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly 'This space for rent' Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife

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                        Andy_L_J wrote:

                        Yes

                        When they do, look out!

                        Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                          I really don't think we need a blow-by-blow account.

                          ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                          You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                          -----
                          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                          John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                          I really don't think we need a blow-by-blow account.

                          just belive that I spent 20 years of my life fucking a meat eating elephant, had a small dick and loved guns. Then I posted about all 3 all the time. I'm just having my go.

                          Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                            I really don't think we need a blow-by-blow account.

                            ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                            You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                            -----
                            "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                            John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                            I really don't think we need a blow-by-blow account.

                            It's not. It's Windows™ Speech-to-Text of Michael farting in the bath.

                            Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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                              John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                              I really don't think we need a blow-by-blow account.

                              It's not. It's Windows™ Speech-to-Text of Michael farting in the bath.

                              Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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                              Henry Minute wrote:

                              It's not.
                               
                              It's Windows™ Speech-to-Text of Michael farting in the bath.

                              I can't afford a bath, I have to use a fry pan.

                              Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                                Well Bend Me Over And Fuck Me Happy. 6 seconds of the first half left to go and we score again, so now it's 24-10 and it's half time, time to crack open beer number 5. Should cook up some food, but with 1 packet of chips down, it's 2 more packs to go. And none of them girly 50gram fuckers, it's 200 gram or nothing.

                                Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                                Dude, I've now got a picture of crispy crumbs of chips in most of your bodily crevices!! X|

                                Pete

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                                  Dude, I've now got a picture of crispy crumbs of chips in most of your bodily crevices!! X|

                                  Pete

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                                  Peter Mulholland wrote:

                                  Dude, I've now got a picture of crispy crumbs of chips in most of your bodily crevices!! X|

                                  But at least I'm not doing a South Park andn sticking food up my arse.

                                  Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                                    I really don't think we need a blow-by-blow account.

                                    ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                                    -----
                                    You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                                    -----
                                    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                                    Didn't you hear? The Lounge is now a life blog zone so we can all tell the other 1 million CP users what we are doing. The Lounge is the new Twatter. :)

                                    ============================== Nothing to say.

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                                      John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                                      I really don't think we need a blow-by-blow account.

                                      just belive that I spent 20 years of my life fucking a meat eating elephant, had a small dick and loved guns. Then I posted about all 3 all the time. I'm just having my go.

                                      Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                                      Being drunk doesn't give you license to be an ass hat.

                                      ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                                      You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                                      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                                        Being drunk doesn't give you license to be an ass hat.

                                        ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                                        -----
                                        You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                                        -----
                                        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                                        John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                                        Being drunk doesn't give you license to be an ass hat.

                                        And being a knob jockey doesn't give you the right to dribble the same tired old shit every week, but we let it go. So fuck off and chop off your other hand so you can't carry on about your guns. much like chopping off your left means I don't have to hear anbout your Harley as much as I used too.

                                        Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                                          John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                                          Being drunk doesn't give you license to be an ass hat.

                                          And being a knob jockey doesn't give you the right to dribble the same tired old shit every week, but we let it go. So fuck off and chop off your other hand so you can't carry on about your guns. much like chopping off your left means I don't have to hear anbout your Harley as much as I used too.

                                          Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                                          You are now out of line Michael. You are obviously drunk and need to stop posting here until you sober up. GO TO BED

                                          ----------------------------- Just along for the ride. -----------------------------

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