Little Johnny
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in the interest of old jokes about testicles today... little Johnny had a dog that pulled his little red wagon for him. He had this dog well trained. To turn left he would pull the dogs tail to the left. To turn right.. pull to the right. To stop he would pull back on his tail and to go he would pinch his tail. One day an old busybody seen little Johnny with his dog pulling the wagon and stopped him. She was very indignant over the treatment of the dog and gave Johnny hell about pulling and pinching the dogs tail and how cruel it was. At the end of her tirade she asked Johnny," Isn't there some other way you could make him go?". Little Johnny said "sure I can thump him in the balls, but that's for high gear only."
Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning. Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow.
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in the interest of old jokes about testicles today... little Johnny had a dog that pulled his little red wagon for him. He had this dog well trained. To turn left he would pull the dogs tail to the left. To turn right.. pull to the right. To stop he would pull back on his tail and to go he would pinch his tail. One day an old busybody seen little Johnny with his dog pulling the wagon and stopped him. She was very indignant over the treatment of the dog and gave Johnny hell about pulling and pinching the dogs tail and how cruel it was. At the end of her tirade she asked Johnny," Isn't there some other way you could make him go?". Little Johnny said "sure I can thump him in the balls, but that's for high gear only."
Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning. Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow.
And on another day; Little Johnny was coming up the side walk. He was dressed in a little fireman's outfit, and he was ridding in a little red wagon, which was pulled by a large Labrador retriever, and they were creeping up the sidewalk. As little Johnny got closer, a man could see that little Johnny had a small rope tied around the dogs testicles. The man told little Johnny...."That's a nice fire truck you've got there Johnny". Little Johnny replied..."Thanks" The man replied..."I believe that dog might pull you a little faster, if you tied the rope around his neck". Johnny replied..."Yeah; but then I wouldn't have a siren".
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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And on another day; Little Johnny was coming up the side walk. He was dressed in a little fireman's outfit, and he was ridding in a little red wagon, which was pulled by a large Labrador retriever, and they were creeping up the sidewalk. As little Johnny got closer, a man could see that little Johnny had a small rope tied around the dogs testicles. The man told little Johnny...."That's a nice fire truck you've got there Johnny". Little Johnny replied..."Thanks" The man replied..."I believe that dog might pull you a little faster, if you tied the rope around his neck". Johnny replied..."Yeah; but then I wouldn't have a siren".
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
have a 5. hadn't heard that one in years and it had slipped from my repository of old jokes... :-D
Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning. Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow.
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And on another day; Little Johnny was coming up the side walk. He was dressed in a little fireman's outfit, and he was ridding in a little red wagon, which was pulled by a large Labrador retriever, and they were creeping up the sidewalk. As little Johnny got closer, a man could see that little Johnny had a small rope tied around the dogs testicles. The man told little Johnny...."That's a nice fire truck you've got there Johnny". Little Johnny replied..."Thanks" The man replied..."I believe that dog might pull you a little faster, if you tied the rope around his neck". Johnny replied..."Yeah; but then I wouldn't have a siren".
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
That's funnier than the joke you replied to. :laugh:
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