Panda Joke (grown up version)
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This panda is out on the town one night, he chats up a woman and goes back to her place. Pretty soon he has her clothes off and his face between her legs. He gives her a damn good tongue lashing before rising back up and ejaculating all over her tits. No sooner is he done than he stands up and heads for the door. The woman shouts after him "Hey! Where are you going? You not gonna stop around" The panda calls back to her, "I'm a PANDA! Look it up!" She reaches for a dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: "A tree dwelling animal of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
modified on Friday, July 15, 2011 11:59 AM
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This panda is out on the town one night, he chats up a woman and goes back to her place. Pretty soon he has her clothes off and his face between her legs. He gives her a damn good tongue lashing before rising back up and ejaculating all over her tits. No sooner is he done than he stands up and heads for the door. The woman shouts after him "Hey! Where are you going? You not gonna stop around" The panda calls back to her, "I'm a PANDA! Look it up!" She reaches for a dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: "A tree dwelling animal of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
modified on Friday, July 15, 2011 11:59 AM
ChrisElston wrote:
Eats shoots and leaves.
:laugh:
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This panda is out on the town one night, he chats up a woman and goes back to her place. Pretty soon he has her clothes off and his face between her legs. He gives her a damn good tongue lashing before rising back up and ejaculating all over her tits. No sooner is he done than he stands up and heads for the door. The woman shouts after him "Hey! Where are you going? You not gonna stop around" The panda calls back to her, "I'm a PANDA! Look it up!" She reaches for a dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: "A tree dwelling animal of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
modified on Friday, July 15, 2011 11:59 AM
Eats, shoots and leaves. FTFY.
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This panda is out on the town one night, he chats up a woman and goes back to her place. Pretty soon he has her clothes off and his face between her legs. He gives her a damn good tongue lashing before rising back up and ejaculating all over her tits. No sooner is he done than he stands up and heads for the door. The woman shouts after him "Hey! Where are you going? You not gonna stop around" The panda calls back to her, "I'm a PANDA! Look it up!" She reaches for a dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: "A tree dwelling animal of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
modified on Friday, July 15, 2011 11:59 AM
I originally heard this as a Wombat joke - eats, roots and leaves, when I was a 7yo, almost 50 years ago.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH