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Man attempts self-surgery with a butter knife

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    Oakman
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    So, I'm wondering, did this guy buy "The Idiot's Guide to the Operating Room" before he started on his new hobby?[^]

    The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.

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      So, I'm wondering, did this guy buy "The Idiot's Guide to the Operating Room" before he started on his new hobby?[^]

      The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.

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      Dalek Dave
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      I have a worse tale of woe. Outside my local hospital is a sign saying "Guard Dogs Operating in this Hospital".

      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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        So, I'm wondering, did this guy buy "The Idiot's Guide to the Operating Room" before he started on his new hobby?[^]

        The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.

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        Gregory Gadow
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        Not exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer.

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        • O Oakman

          So, I'm wondering, did this guy buy "The Idiot's Guide to the Operating Room" before he started on his new hobby?[^]

          The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.

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          Henry Minute
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          Someone should do something about this before it spreads.

          Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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            Someone should do something about this before it spreads.

            Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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            Corporal Agarn
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            This just melts my heart.

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              So, I'm wondering, did this guy buy "The Idiot's Guide to the Operating Room" before he started on his new hobby?[^]

              The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.

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              Mike Hankey
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              Alcohol related would be my guess.

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                Alcohol related would be my guess.

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                Henry Minute
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                Ah Whiskey Butter sauce[^] with a little bit of cheesecake.

                Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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                  Ah Whiskey Butter sauce[^] with a little bit of cheesecake.

                  Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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                  Mike Hankey
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                  That wasn't quite what I had in mind but it sure does look good. Dang now I'm hungry. Curse you. :)

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