I want you all to rush to Godmanchester (Cambs)

[hairy_hats]

Thanks to you, I am now grumbling that Harrods and Selfridges are selling Xmas tat in the middle of summer. :mad:

[Bill_The_Cat]

Well heeeeellllloooooo kittie! Aren't you a pretty one.... Can you box her up and send her round? Quick? Prrrrrrrrrrrr

[hairy_hats]

Careful or Griff will take you to see the vet...

[Henry Minute]

Yeah. I heard that on the news this morning. I think there should be a huge fine for that.

Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

[Nagy Vilmos]

Bill's been already. Poor thing can wink to his heart's content but nothing will come of it.

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Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

[Lost User]

A few years back an MP tabled a motion to make it illegal to play Christmas songs in public outside of December.

Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

[Roger Wright]

Henry Minute wrote:

Excellent angling at Godmanchester

And what sorts of fish can you catch on kitten in Godmanchester?

Will Rogers never met me.

[Henry Minute]

Perch, Pike, Zander and some of the more adventurous Chubb.

Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

[Bergholt Stuttley Johnson]

Roger Wright wrote:

And what sorts of fish can you catch on with a kitten as bait in Godmanchester?

FTFY

You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

[Gregory Gadow]

I can haz kitteh?

[OriginalGriff]

Pussyfish?[^] Sorry....

Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

[Wjousts]

Staff at Wood Green animal shelter in Godmanchester, Cambs., say they are struggling to find her a loving home because of her unusual markings.

That and her virulent antisemitism. And she keeps escaping and trying to invade Poland.