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There was a TV program on the BBC this week which included a guy that added curries to his restaurant menu in the 1970's - "we got all of the special spices - cumin, ...., garam masala etc - then cooked everything in lard (pig fat)!"
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The real sticking point I have with Canadians is the fact that they speak English, but measure distances in Kilometres, which as any fule kno, is quite unacceptable. Even our American Cousins haven't fallen so low as to use a system of measurements invented by post revolutionary unemployed hairdressers.
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Dalek Dave wrote:
The real sticking point I have with Canadians is the fact that they speak English, but measure distances in Kilometres, which as any fule kno, is quite unacceptable.
So why the fuck did you Poms change the Pound to the metric system and remove the Guinea, Threepence, Sixpence, Shilling, Florin, Halfpence and the 220(?) pence in the pound. You've already got the the hearts and minds of the moron majority using the metric system with their money, may as well jump onboard for weight and distance. Or is the lure of 14 pounds to the stone, 8 furlongs to the mile, whatever the fuck chains to the furlong, 3 feet to the yard and 12 inches to the foot too much. No wonder you cunts have been unable to win fuck all sporting events for so long and haven't been a force in he empire stakes forever. It's hard enough for you lot to do basic maths using base 10, but having base 14, 12, 8 and whatever else you use with your archaic measurement systems fucks the chavs over. I mean the aformentioned bases actually stand for (in reverse order) age to start having sex, age to have kids and age to get money off the government aren't they?
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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As Nish has said, many Indians are Muslim, but he probably also used beef dripping so he didn't miss out on offending the Hindus as well!
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Dalek Dave wrote:
The real sticking point I have with Canadians is the fact that they speak English, but measure distances in Kilometres, which as any fule kno, is quite unacceptable.
So why the fuck did you Poms change the Pound to the metric system and remove the Guinea, Threepence, Sixpence, Shilling, Florin, Halfpence and the 220(?) pence in the pound. You've already got the the hearts and minds of the moron majority using the metric system with their money, may as well jump onboard for weight and distance. Or is the lure of 14 pounds to the stone, 8 furlongs to the mile, whatever the fuck chains to the furlong, 3 feet to the yard and 12 inches to the foot too much. No wonder you cunts have been unable to win fuck all sporting events for so long and haven't been a force in he empire stakes forever. It's hard enough for you lot to do basic maths using base 10, but having base 14, 12, 8 and whatever else you use with your archaic measurement systems fucks the chavs over. I mean the aformentioned bases actually stand for (in reverse order) age to start having sex, age to have kids and age to get money off the government aren't they?
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
I am with you. I prefer the old money system, it confused the fuck out of foreigners. As for the weights, we have won battles over that to keep the imperial system. I know what a pound of sausages is, or how tall 6'1" is, but fuck knows what a 1.2 kilo of sugar looks like.
Michael Martin wrote:
I mean the aformentioned bases actually stand for (in reverse order) age to start having sex, age to have kids and age to get money off the government aren't they?
That only applies in the outback, and mainly for the children of abbos and Queenslanders.
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Dalek Dave wrote:
The real sticking point I have with Canadians is the fact that they speak English, but measure distances in Kilometres, which as any fule kno, is quite unacceptable.
So why the fuck did you Poms change the Pound to the metric system and remove the Guinea, Threepence, Sixpence, Shilling, Florin, Halfpence and the 220(?) pence in the pound. You've already got the the hearts and minds of the moron majority using the metric system with their money, may as well jump onboard for weight and distance. Or is the lure of 14 pounds to the stone, 8 furlongs to the mile, whatever the fuck chains to the furlong, 3 feet to the yard and 12 inches to the foot too much. No wonder you cunts have been unable to win fuck all sporting events for so long and haven't been a force in he empire stakes forever. It's hard enough for you lot to do basic maths using base 10, but having base 14, 12, 8 and whatever else you use with your archaic measurement systems fucks the chavs over. I mean the aformentioned bases actually stand for (in reverse order) age to start having sex, age to have kids and age to get money off the government aren't they?
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
Michael Martin wrote:
No wonder you c***s have been unable to win f*** all sporting events for so long
Yup. After all, Australia won the last two Ashes series.
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As Nish has said, many Indians are Muslim, but he probably also used beef dripping so he didn't miss out on offending the Hindus as well!
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Chris Quinn wrote:
As Nish has said, many Indians are Muslim, but he probably also used beef dripping so he didn't miss out on offending the Hindus as well!
Pro tip - How to offend all of India (Muslims and Hindus) : serve them bacon wrapped sirloin! :rolleyes:
Regards, Nish
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Michael Martin wrote:
No wonder you c***s have been unable to win f*** all sporting events for so long
Yup. After all, Australia won the last two Ashes series.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
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I think he means all the other sports that Australia are good at, like, er...Rugby, no wait that would be South Africa, try Football, er no, shit at that too, er...darts? No Give up... You know why there are so many Australians in London? They say the Criminal always returns to the scene of the crime.
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They drive on the dangerous side of the road, the side of the road that less than half the people on the planet drive on.
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Dalek Dave wrote:
the side of the road that less than half the people on the planet drive on.
An argument could probably be made that neither side has more than half the people on the planet driving on it, since there are many people who most likely don't drive at all.
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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I was told that when I speak German I sound very well spoken. (Although I learnt it when I was actually living there, that helps).
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I never heard you, but why not? There are just some obstacles like the pronounciation and the grammar to overcome to get there. I have seen how hard it must be and don't really want to make fun of it. But it is very funny when somebody says something wrong or changes its meaning by mispronouncing it without wanting to.
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Dalek Dave wrote:
the side of the road that less than half the people on the planet drive on.
An argument could probably be made that neither side has more than half the people on the planet driving on it, since there are many people who most likely don't drive at all.
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Chris Quinn wrote:
As Nish has said, many Indians are Muslim, but he probably also used beef dripping so he didn't miss out on offending the Hindus as well!
Pro tip - How to offend all of India (Muslims and Hindus) : serve them bacon wrapped sirloin! :rolleyes:
Regards, Nish
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I didn't think the cow was Holy, am I right? People don't eat them because they are valuable, not because of the spiritual side?
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Michael Martin wrote:
No wonder you c***s have been unable to win f*** all sporting events for so long
Yup. After all, Australia won the last two Ashes series.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
Yup. After all, Australia won the last two Ashes series.
We're on the down swing we have every 30 years or so that lasts for 5 - 10 years. You lot have a down swing that also happens every 30 years or so, but as history shows it lasts for 20 - 25 years. I'll take our consistent down swing over yours any day.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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I never heard you, but why not? There are just some obstacles like the pronounciation and the grammar to overcome to get there. I have seen how hard it must be and don't really want to make fun of it. But it is very funny when somebody says something wrong or changes its meaning by mispronouncing it without wanting to.
"Dark the dark side is. Very dark..." - Yoda ---
"Shut up, Yoda, and just make yourself another toast." - Obi Wan KenobiI have been guilty of that. It took ages to learn how badly you treat your verbs. I would say "I am going to work", but in German it would be "I am to work going". You lot don't deserve to have any Verbs if that is how you are going to treat them! :)
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I think he means all the other sports that Australia are good at, like, er...Rugby, no wait that would be South Africa, try Football, er no, shit at that too, er...darts? No Give up... You know why there are so many Australians in London? They say the Criminal always returns to the scene of the crime.
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Dalek Dave wrote:
I think he means all the other sports that Australia are good at, like, er...Rugby, no wait that would be South Africa, try Football, er no, sh*t at that too, er...darts?
No
Give up...Well you lot invented League, Union and Soccer. You can't touch us at League, how many Union World Cups have we won? And you? As for Soccer, I grew up through the 70's and 80's playing sports, Soccer was universally known as Wog Ball and a sport only played by poofters. No wonder we haven't been any good at it, and even though we have had t being pushed big time for the last 20 -25 years, it will never be something we are good at at the international level and there is also Aussie Rules as a 4th football code that takes a huge proportion of players that could play any of the sports mentioned in the opening paragraph.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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I am with you. I prefer the old money system, it confused the fuck out of foreigners. As for the weights, we have won battles over that to keep the imperial system. I know what a pound of sausages is, or how tall 6'1" is, but fuck knows what a 1.2 kilo of sugar looks like.
Michael Martin wrote:
I mean the aformentioned bases actually stand for (in reverse order) age to start having sex, age to have kids and age to get money off the government aren't they?
That only applies in the outback, and mainly for the children of abbos and Queenslanders.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]
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I am with you. I prefer the old money system, it confused the fuck out of foreigners. As for the weights, we have won battles over that to keep the imperial system. I know what a pound of sausages is, or how tall 6'1" is, but fuck knows what a 1.2 kilo of sugar looks like.
Michael Martin wrote:
I mean the aformentioned bases actually stand for (in reverse order) age to start having sex, age to have kids and age to get money off the government aren't they?
That only applies in the outback, and mainly for the children of abbos and Queenslanders.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]
Dalek Dave wrote:
That only applies in the outback, and mainly for the children of abbos and Queenslanders.
Sorry Dave, but where were the chavs that made the world news by becoming grandparents at the ages of 29 and 30 this week?
Dalek Dave wrote:
I know what a pound of sausages is, or how tall 6'1" is, but f*** knows what a 1.2 kilo of sugar looks like.
That's cause you're an accountant and don't actually understand measurements and maths. 30.48cm to the foot, 2.54cm to the inch, 454gm to the pound.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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I think he means all the other sports that Australia are good at, like, er...Rugby, no wait that would be South Africa, try Football, er no, shit at that too, er...darts? No Give up... You know why there are so many Australians in London? They say the Criminal always returns to the scene of the crime.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]
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Dalek Dave wrote:
I think he means all the other sports that Australia are good at, like, er...Rugby, no wait that would be South Africa, try Football, er no, sh*t at that too, er...darts?
No
Give up...Well you lot invented League, Union and Soccer. You can't touch us at League, how many Union World Cups have we won? And you? As for Soccer, I grew up through the 70's and 80's playing sports, Soccer was universally known as Wog Ball and a sport only played by poofters. No wonder we haven't been any good at it, and even though we have had t being pushed big time for the last 20 -25 years, it will never be something we are good at at the international level and there is also Aussie Rules as a 4th football code that takes a huge proportion of players that could play any of the sports mentioned in the opening paragraph.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
To be fair I admire Aussies. You have Great Whites Sharks, Box Jellyfish, Black Widows, Salt Water Crocodiles, Blue Ring Octopus, The Brown Snake, Merv Hughes, etc... The Most Dangerous thing we have in this country are Socialists and the Irish. No wonder you lot have a different attitude.
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To be fair, I like synchronised swimming. The sight of a bunch of wet pudenda rising slowly from the depths in unison is quite exhilarating!
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