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    QuiJohn
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    Here are the top 10 things people are searching for that start with "Michele Bachmann is" courtesy of Google suggest: 1. ...is an idiot 2. ...is crazy 3. ...israel 4. ...is hot 5. ...issues 6. ...is stupid 7. ...is a moron 8. ...is batshit crazy 9. ...is evil 10. ...is nuts I love that "batshit crazy" made the top 10. My favorite for an insight into the internet hive mind though, is just typing "why": 1. why is the sky blue 2. why is my poop green 3. whyy 4. why is a raven like a writing desk 5. why do men cheat 6. why 7. why do dogs eat grass 8. why am i so tired 9. whyville 10. why did i get married Why is #2 so popular (so to speak)? Is #4 a common homework question? #5 and #10 are telling. And the fact that so many must just type "why" into Google is somehow poetic. I love Google suggest.

    And sometimes when you're on, you're really f***ing on And your friends they sing along and they love you But the lows are so extreme that the good seems f***ing cheap And it teases you for weeks in its absence Rilo Kiley - "A Better Son/Daughter"

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      Here are the top 10 things people are searching for that start with "Michele Bachmann is" courtesy of Google suggest: 1. ...is an idiot 2. ...is crazy 3. ...israel 4. ...is hot 5. ...issues 6. ...is stupid 7. ...is a moron 8. ...is batshit crazy 9. ...is evil 10. ...is nuts I love that "batshit crazy" made the top 10. My favorite for an insight into the internet hive mind though, is just typing "why": 1. why is the sky blue 2. why is my poop green 3. whyy 4. why is a raven like a writing desk 5. why do men cheat 6. why 7. why do dogs eat grass 8. why am i so tired 9. whyville 10. why did i get married Why is #2 so popular (so to speak)? Is #4 a common homework question? #5 and #10 are telling. And the fact that so many must just type "why" into Google is somehow poetic. I love Google suggest.

      And sometimes when you're on, you're really f***ing on And your friends they sing along and they love you But the lows are so extreme that the good seems f***ing cheap And it teases you for weeks in its absence Rilo Kiley - "A Better Son/Daughter"

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      Ian Shlasko
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      #4 is a line from Alice in Wonderland... It's a riddle the Mad Hatter is always asking... A riddle with no answer.

      Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
      Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

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        Here are the top 10 things people are searching for that start with "Michele Bachmann is" courtesy of Google suggest: 1. ...is an idiot 2. ...is crazy 3. ...israel 4. ...is hot 5. ...issues 6. ...is stupid 7. ...is a moron 8. ...is batshit crazy 9. ...is evil 10. ...is nuts I love that "batshit crazy" made the top 10. My favorite for an insight into the internet hive mind though, is just typing "why": 1. why is the sky blue 2. why is my poop green 3. whyy 4. why is a raven like a writing desk 5. why do men cheat 6. why 7. why do dogs eat grass 8. why am i so tired 9. whyville 10. why did i get married Why is #2 so popular (so to speak)? Is #4 a common homework question? #5 and #10 are telling. And the fact that so many must just type "why" into Google is somehow poetic. I love Google suggest.

        And sometimes when you're on, you're really f***ing on And your friends they sing along and they love you But the lows are so extreme that the good seems f***ing cheap And it teases you for weeks in its absence Rilo Kiley - "A Better Son/Daughter"

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        David Kentley wrote:

        And the fact that so many must just type "why" into Google is somehow poetic.

        Google is my default search page, but Bing is my homepage. So....if I want to Google, I type something short in the search box up in the corner, and Google pops up. Easier than going to the address bar and typing the whole thing. (Yes, I know, but I hate Favorites, etc.) Don't usually use "why", though. Usually "Google", in hopes that someday it causes a recursive meltdown. Just for fun.

        It always itches for the first week or so. My Mu[sic] My Films My Windows Programs, etc.

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          Here are the top 10 things people are searching for that start with "Michele Bachmann is" courtesy of Google suggest: 1. ...is an idiot 2. ...is crazy 3. ...israel 4. ...is hot 5. ...issues 6. ...is stupid 7. ...is a moron 8. ...is batshit crazy 9. ...is evil 10. ...is nuts I love that "batshit crazy" made the top 10. My favorite for an insight into the internet hive mind though, is just typing "why": 1. why is the sky blue 2. why is my poop green 3. whyy 4. why is a raven like a writing desk 5. why do men cheat 6. why 7. why do dogs eat grass 8. why am i so tired 9. whyville 10. why did i get married Why is #2 so popular (so to speak)? Is #4 a common homework question? #5 and #10 are telling. And the fact that so many must just type "why" into Google is somehow poetic. I love Google suggest.

          And sometimes when you're on, you're really f***ing on And your friends they sing along and they love you But the lows are so extreme that the good seems f***ing cheap And it teases you for weeks in its absence Rilo Kiley - "A Better Son/Daughter"

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          Oakman
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          'Fraid that happens to the Prez, as well http://doctorbulldog.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/obama-is-a-d.jpg?w=450&h=416[^] Google is simply reflecting the partisan nastiness that exists in the 21st century American political culture.

          The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.

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            #4 is a line from Alice in Wonderland... It's a riddle the Mad Hatter is always asking... A riddle with no answer.

            Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
            Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

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            Ian Shlasko wrote:

            no answer.

            Because Poe wrote on both!

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              'Fraid that happens to the Prez, as well http://doctorbulldog.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/obama-is-a-d.jpg?w=450&h=416[^] Google is simply reflecting the partisan nastiness that exists in the 21st century American political culture.

              The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.

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              Oakman wrote:

              'Fraid that happens to the Prez, as well

              Yes, that's pretty funny too, and sadly predictable that "is a muslim" is #2 (after israel). "Is dead" is a really popular one with most celebrities/political figures, regardless of the status of their pulse. Ha, just noticed that adding a space after "Obama is" puts "is a cactus" on the list. I find it addicting. I wish it didn't filter porn terms, that would be... well I'm sure that would have alarming results, but endlessly entertaining.

              And sometimes when you're on, you're really f***ing on And your friends they sing along and they love you But the lows are so extreme that the good seems f***ing cheap And it teases you for weeks in its absence Rilo Kiley - "A Better Son/Daughter"

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                Oakman wrote:

                'Fraid that happens to the Prez, as well

                Yes, that's pretty funny too, and sadly predictable that "is a muslim" is #2 (after israel). "Is dead" is a really popular one with most celebrities/political figures, regardless of the status of their pulse. Ha, just noticed that adding a space after "Obama is" puts "is a cactus" on the list. I find it addicting. I wish it didn't filter porn terms, that would be... well I'm sure that would have alarming results, but endlessly entertaining.

                And sometimes when you're on, you're really f***ing on And your friends they sing along and they love you But the lows are so extreme that the good seems f***ing cheap And it teases you for weeks in its absence Rilo Kiley - "A Better Son/Daughter"

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                Obama is a c.... produces cactus, communist and criminal and Obama is an a... produces alien, antichrist, and atheist. Google may have created the modern equivalent of a ouija board.

                The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.

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                  David Kentley wrote:

                  And the fact that so many must just type "why" into Google is somehow poetic.

                  Google is my default search page, but Bing is my homepage. So....if I want to Google, I type something short in the search box up in the corner, and Google pops up. Easier than going to the address bar and typing the whole thing. (Yes, I know, but I hate Favorites, etc.) Don't usually use "why", though. Usually "Google", in hopes that someday it causes a recursive meltdown. Just for fun.

                  It always itches for the first week or so. My Mu[sic] My Films My Windows Programs, etc.

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                  In Chrome, I just type an address or search term into the address bar - it gets sorted out and gone to or searched for as appropriate. [edit] Or, I highlight the term and right click - "search Google for ..." is an option which opens a new tab with the results. [/edit]

                  Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

                  "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                  "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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