Take it as you like!!!
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There was a man who lost one of his arms in an accident. He became very depressed because he had loved to play Golf. One day in his despair, he decided to commit suicide. He got on an elevator and went to the top of a building to jump off. He was standing on the ledge looking down and saw this man skipping along, whistling and kicking up his heels. He looked closer and saw that this man didn't have any arms at all. He started thinking, what am I doing up here feeling sorry for myself, I still have one good arm to do things with. There goes a man with no arms skipping down the sidewalk so happy, and going on with his life. He hurried down and caught up with the man with no arms. He told him how glad he was to see him because he had lost one of his arms and felt ugly and useless and was going to kill himself. He thanked him again for saving his life and he knew he could make it with one arm if that guy could go on with no arms. The man with no arms began dancing and whistling and kicking up his heels again He asked, 'Why are you so happy anyway?' He said, 'I'm NOT happy. My Balls are itching!!!
Every new day is another chance to change your life.
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There was a man who lost one of his arms in an accident. He became very depressed because he had loved to play Golf. One day in his despair, he decided to commit suicide. He got on an elevator and went to the top of a building to jump off. He was standing on the ledge looking down and saw this man skipping along, whistling and kicking up his heels. He looked closer and saw that this man didn't have any arms at all. He started thinking, what am I doing up here feeling sorry for myself, I still have one good arm to do things with. There goes a man with no arms skipping down the sidewalk so happy, and going on with his life. He hurried down and caught up with the man with no arms. He told him how glad he was to see him because he had lost one of his arms and felt ugly and useless and was going to kill himself. He thanked him again for saving his life and he knew he could make it with one arm if that guy could go on with no arms. The man with no arms began dancing and whistling and kicking up his heels again He asked, 'Why are you so happy anyway?' He said, 'I'm NOT happy. My Balls are itching!!!
Every new day is another chance to change your life.
My neighbour only has one arm, I saw him loading some golf clubs into the boot of his car the other week. I assume he was going off to play rather than to dump or sell them.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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My neighbour only has one arm, I saw him loading some golf clubs into the boot of his car the other week. I assume he was going off to play rather than to dump or sell them.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Guess we can call that "Passion"
Every new day is another chance to change your life.
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My neighbour only has one arm, I saw him loading some golf clubs into the boot of his car the other week. I assume he was going off to play rather than to dump or sell them.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
At one point while I was in the service my right shoulder was badly dislocated and I was in a full upper body cast that kept my left arm totally immobilized and me off the duty roster for two months. I put the time to good use and taught myself to play pool one-handed. I ended up coming in fourth in the company competition. :)
The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.
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At one point while I was in the service my right shoulder was badly dislocated and I was in a full upper body cast that kept my left arm totally immobilized and me off the duty roster for two months. I put the time to good use and taught myself to play pool one-handed. I ended up coming in fourth in the company competition. :)
The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.
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Shameel wrote:
I hope there were more than four in the competition
Yeah, the U.S. Army has lots and lots of companies with only 4 soldiers :rolleyes:
The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.
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Shameel wrote:
I hope there were more than four in the competition
Yeah, the U.S. Army has lots and lots of companies with only 4 soldiers :rolleyes:
The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.
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Dalek Dave wrote:
Yeah, usually after the USAF has been strafing them though.
Naw, it's more fun if the friendly fire casualties die with a 'Gor, Blimey!" on their lips.
The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.
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There was a man who lost one of his arms in an accident. He became very depressed because he had loved to play Golf. One day in his despair, he decided to commit suicide. He got on an elevator and went to the top of a building to jump off. He was standing on the ledge looking down and saw this man skipping along, whistling and kicking up his heels. He looked closer and saw that this man didn't have any arms at all. He started thinking, what am I doing up here feeling sorry for myself, I still have one good arm to do things with. There goes a man with no arms skipping down the sidewalk so happy, and going on with his life. He hurried down and caught up with the man with no arms. He told him how glad he was to see him because he had lost one of his arms and felt ugly and useless and was going to kill himself. He thanked him again for saving his life and he knew he could make it with one arm if that guy could go on with no arms. The man with no arms began dancing and whistling and kicking up his heels again He asked, 'Why are you so happy anyway?' He said, 'I'm NOT happy. My Balls are itching!!!
Every new day is another chance to change your life.
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My neighbour only has one arm, I saw him loading some golf clubs into the boot of his car the other week. I assume he was going off to play rather than to dump or sell them.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
It's a bitch, but yes you can play one armed. The strength in your drive comes from your torso, hips, stomach, and weight shift, the arms/hands just lend it more control.
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson My comedy.
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Dalek Dave wrote:
Yeah, usually after the USAF has been strafing them though.
Naw, it's more fun if the friendly fire casualties die with a 'Gor, Blimey!" on their lips.
The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.
Oakman wrote:
'Gor, Blimey!" on their lips.
I think the last time I heard that was Dick Van Dyke!
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Oakman wrote:
'Gor, Blimey!" on their lips.
I think the last time I heard that was Dick Van Dyke!