Shoot me, pleasssssse !!

[Dalek Dave]

That is always a danger. Alcohol, Tattoos, Piercing and Loud Music usually shake that out of you though.

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[Dalek Dave]

Of course, you could show them the full depreciation figures, and then the cash received. This is noted in the accounts as "Money for old rope".

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[StM0n]

Shooting or hanging... make up your mind ;P

(yes|no|maybe)*

[Lost User]

They are so anal, its almost ridiculous.

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[Keith Barrow]

Meanwhile, on www.auditingbob.com:

J Random Auditor wrote:

I am one of four auditors and we have moved into an office full of programmer/geeks for the week. They are so stereo-typical, their conversions are sooooo f**king boring and monotone. I just wanna hang myself X|

Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

[Dalek Dave]

Earns a 5! See Here[^] for an exciting magazine for thrusting young executives in the exciting world of financial management.

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[OriginalGriff]

LOL! 5!

Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

[Keith Barrow]

Don't. I lived with a girl whilst she was studying for her chartered accountancy qualifications. I had to help her with the maths part especially, the materials were really poorly written. Took me a good 5/10 mins to work out and explain their amortisation formula because they'd used groups of letters to represent one value, rather than the more common maths notation so that:

y = ab + c

could mean y = a * b + c or ab could stand for the "abnoramlly writen value" so the above just the means "abnoramlly writen value" + c I'd have thought for such a numerate profession they would have got this stuff right.

Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

[Steven J Jowett]

Obviously, not my office ;P

Steve Jowett ------------------------- Real Programmers don't need comments -- the code is obvious.

[Steven J Jowett]

Which ever is the quickest. How long do think I'll get your shooting them instead? Actually, thinking about it I have facilities in the plant to dispose of bodies without leaving any DNA trace :cool: Hummm

Steve Jowett ------------------------- Real Programmers don't need comments -- the code is obvious.

[Abhinav S]

Why don't you try and shoot at them? Might make them move office or make your boss make you move office. Either way, you get rid of them.

Too much of heaven can bring you underground Heaven can always turn around Too much of heaven, our life is all hell bound Heaven, the kill that makes no sound

[V 0]

Are they all called Bob? (Office Space[^])

V.

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[StM0n]

My guess would be, that you may be capable of do the shooting by yourself... otherwise... nah, forget... just remember

if life seems jolly rotten... there's something! And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing...

:thumbsup:

(yes|no|maybe)*

[Peter Mulholland]

Nice setup.

Pete

[dan sh]

Sure sir. Everyone else, please step back. click clack pow Thank you.

"The worst code you'll come across is code you wrote last year.", wizardzz[^]