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  • realJSOPR Offline
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    realJSOP
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    Un-f*ckin-believable [^] I NEVER use my waisteband as a holster.

    ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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    You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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    • realJSOPR realJSOP

      Un-f*ckin-believable [^] I NEVER use my waisteband as a holster.

      ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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      You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
      -----
      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

      modified on Tuesday, August 9, 2011 1:00 PM

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      Hopefully the damage may prevent procreation.


      I know the language. I've read a book. - _Madmatt

      modified on Tuesday, August 9, 2011 1:15 PM

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      • realJSOPR realJSOP

        Un-f*ckin-believable [^] I NEVER use my waisteband as a holster.

        ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
        -----
        You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
        -----
        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

        modified on Tuesday, August 9, 2011 1:00 PM

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        Nagy Vilmos
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        Oof! That must of smarted.


        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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          Hopefully the damage may prevent procreation.


          I know the language. I've read a book. - _Madmatt

          modified on Tuesday, August 9, 2011 1:15 PM

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          fjdiewornncalwe
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          We can only hope...

          I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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            Hopefully the damage may prevent procreation.


            I know the language. I've read a book. - _Madmatt

            modified on Tuesday, August 9, 2011 1:15 PM

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            Mark Nischalke wrote:

            Hopefully the damage may prevent procration.

            You mean "procreation"? :)

            ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
            -----
            You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
            -----
            "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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            • realJSOPR realJSOP

              Un-f*ckin-believable [^] I NEVER use my waisteband as a holster.

              ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
              -----
              You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
              -----
              "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

              modified on Tuesday, August 9, 2011 1:00 PM

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              Slacker007
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              I never understood why someone would put a pistol in their waste-band or pocket. You see it all the time in movies and tv shows.

              Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)

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                Mark Nischalke wrote:

                Hopefully the damage may prevent procration.

                You mean "procreation"? :)

                ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                -----
                You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                -----
                "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                Pete OHanlon
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                I can't believe that somebody who couldn't spell waistband picked somebody else up on their spelling. :rolleyes:

                Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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                  I can't believe that somebody who couldn't spell waistband picked somebody else up on their spelling. :rolleyes:

                  Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                  My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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                  realJSOP
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                  Phuque Ewe. :)

                  ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                  -----
                  You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                  -----
                  "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                  • realJSOPR realJSOP

                    Phuque Ewe. :)

                    ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                    -----
                    You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                    -----
                    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                    Pete OHanlon
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                    If that's what you want to do to sheep John, don't let us stop you. Just don't post it on Ewetube afterwards.

                    Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                    My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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                    • realJSOPR realJSOP

                      Mark Nischalke wrote:

                      Hopefully the damage may prevent procration.

                      You mean "procreation"? :)

                      ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                      -----
                      You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                      -----
                      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                      Damn my spelling is tarrible today. :-O Typing two fast I guess :laugh:


                      I know the language. I've read a book. - _Madmatt

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                      • P Pete OHanlon

                        I can't believe that somebody who couldn't spell waistband picked somebody else up on their spelling. :rolleyes:

                        Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                        My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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                        realJSOP
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                        I claim the right of prima emendatio

                        ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                        -----
                        You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                        -----
                        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                          I never understood why someone would put a pistol in their waste-band or pocket. You see it all the time in movies and tv shows.

                          Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)

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                          realJSOP
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                          And the way gangstas hold their pistols, you'd think they had these installed... Gangsta Sights[^]

                          ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                          -----
                          You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                          -----
                          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                          • realJSOPR realJSOP

                            And the way gangstas hold their pistols, you'd think they had these installed... Gangsta Sights[^]

                            ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                            -----
                            You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                            -----
                            "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                            Slacker007
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                            :laugh: I don't plan on being chased through any 'hood any time soon but you never know.

                            Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)

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                            • realJSOPR realJSOP

                              Un-f*ckin-believable [^] I NEVER use my waisteband as a holster.

                              ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                              -----
                              You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                              -----
                              "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

                              modified on Tuesday, August 9, 2011 1:00 PM

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                              Mike Hankey
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                              Maybe he should have been wearing a penis protector[^]?

                              The problem with borrowing money from China is 30 mins. later you feel broke again.

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                                And the way gangstas hold their pistols, you'd think they had these installed... Gangsta Sights[^]

                                ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                                -----
                                You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                                -----
                                "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                                Mycroft Holmes
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                                John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                                And the way gangstas hold their pistols,

                                Being one of those foreigners who knows nothing about guns except what is feed to us from the screen, why do they hold the pistol on it's side, what is wrong with the vertical?

                                Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                                  Damn my spelling is tarrible today. :-O Typing two fast I guess :laugh:


                                  I know the language. I've read a book. - _Madmatt

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                                  walterhevedeich
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                                  Some say that good-looking people usually have prablems with their speling.

                                  Signature construction in progress. Sorry for the inconvenience.

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                                    John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                                    And the way gangstas hold their pistols,

                                    Being one of those foreigners who knows nothing about guns except what is feed to us from the screen, why do they hold the pistol on it's side, what is wrong with the vertical?

                                    Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                                    realJSOP
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                                    I really don't know other than they think it looks cool.

                                    ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                                    -----
                                    You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                                    -----
                                    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                                    • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                      Phuque Ewe. :)

                                      ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                                      -----
                                      You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                                      -----
                                      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                                      Dalek Dave
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                                      4Q2

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                                      • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                        I really don't know other than they think it looks cool.

                                        ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                                        -----
                                        You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                                        -----
                                        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                                        Kyle Sponable
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                                        They watch way to much Television. And they think it makes em look uber bad@$$ but whatever floats their boat. Personally I would never dream of carrying a gun in my waistband, the woman should be ashamed of herself for allowing her obviously untrained boyfriend to carry it. Though in other news there is some good news for Fla gun owners http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/state/new-gun-laws-headed-to-florida-governor-rick-scott-[^]

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