Family Discourse - a play in one act
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Dad buys a lie detector robot which slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it at dinner. . . Dad: "Son, where were you today?" Son: "At school, dad." (Robot slaps son.) Son: "OK, I watched a DVD at my friends house!" Dad: "What DVD?" Son: "Toy Story." (Robot slaps son again.) Son: (Shamefacedly)"OK, it was a porno." Dad: "What! When I was your age I didn't know what porn was!" (Robot slaps dad.) Mom: (laughing)"He's certainly your son!" (Robot slaps mom.) CURTAIN
“Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." ~ Albert Einstein
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Dad buys a lie detector robot which slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it at dinner. . . Dad: "Son, where were you today?" Son: "At school, dad." (Robot slaps son.) Son: "OK, I watched a DVD at my friends house!" Dad: "What DVD?" Son: "Toy Story." (Robot slaps son again.) Son: (Shamefacedly)"OK, it was a porno." Dad: "What! When I was your age I didn't know what porn was!" (Robot slaps dad.) Mom: (laughing)"He's certainly your son!" (Robot slaps mom.) CURTAIN
“Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." ~ Albert Einstein
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It's a new joke (Robot slaps me.) 5!
thatraja
**My Tip/Tricks
My Dad had a Heart Attack on this day so don't...
**thatraja wrote:
It's a new joke (Robot slaps me.)
:laugh: :laugh:
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Dad buys a lie detector robot which slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it at dinner. . . Dad: "Son, where were you today?" Son: "At school, dad." (Robot slaps son.) Son: "OK, I watched a DVD at my friends house!" Dad: "What DVD?" Son: "Toy Story." (Robot slaps son again.) Son: (Shamefacedly)"OK, it was a porno." Dad: "What! When I was your age I didn't know what porn was!" (Robot slaps dad.) Mom: (laughing)"He's certainly your son!" (Robot slaps mom.) CURTAIN
“Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." ~ Albert Einstein
Great one! :laugh:
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Dad buys a lie detector robot which slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it at dinner. . . Dad: "Son, where were you today?" Son: "At school, dad." (Robot slaps son.) Son: "OK, I watched a DVD at my friends house!" Dad: "What DVD?" Son: "Toy Story." (Robot slaps son again.) Son: (Shamefacedly)"OK, it was a porno." Dad: "What! When I was your age I didn't know what porn was!" (Robot slaps dad.) Mom: (laughing)"He's certainly your son!" (Robot slaps mom.) CURTAIN
“Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." ~ Albert Einstein
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Shameel wrote:
Dad: What???? I didn't know that.
(Robot slaps dad again).Mom: (crying)"I'm sorry honey!" (Robot slaps mom again).
thatraja
**My Tip/Tricks
My Dad had a Heart Attack on this day so don't...
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(PompeyBoy enters stage left) PompeyBoy : It's nothing to do with me. (Robot slaps Pompeyboy) (JSOP enters stage right and slaps the Robot) The End