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A man is coming home late after a crazy night with the boys. He is drunk as a third shift construction worker, has lipstick stains on his collar and an opened condom dangling from his pocket. He smiles to his wife shouting “Hi chubby” and falls flat on his face senseless. Needless to say the wife becomes madder than a London rioter, shoves the condom up his ass and living him lying on the floor. On the next day the wife is coming back from work and founds her husband sitting on the kitchen table, sipping from a big glass of whisky and staring at the wall. “What are you doing here hun? I thought you are going outside with your friends?” – asks she jokingly. “Shut the fuck up! I have no friends anymore!“
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