Saw a Bumper Sticker This Morning

[realJSOP]

BAN RAP MUSIC (it disrespects the bitches and hos)

".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

[Keith Barrow]

Fo' Sho'

Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
-Or-
A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

[JHizzle]

Keith Barrow wrote:

Fo' Shizzle'

FTFY