What will they think of next? [modified]
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I'm sorry if this[^] upsets anyone but it made me laugh so much (until I turned it off) that I had to share. I understand that Ali is trying to corner the market.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
modified on Thursday, August 18, 2011 6:24 AM
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I'm sorry if this[^] upsets anyone but it made me laugh so much (until I turned it off) that I had to share. I understand that Ali is trying to corner the market.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
modified on Thursday, August 18, 2011 6:24 AM
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I'm sorry if this[^] upsets anyone but it made me laugh so much (until I turned it off) that I had to share. I understand that Ali is trying to corner the market.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
modified on Thursday, August 18, 2011 6:24 AM
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Ah! I do not inhabit those parts of CP on a regular basis.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
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Not napping, just examining the inside of my eyelids.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
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I'm sorry if this[^] upsets anyone but it made me laugh so much (until I turned it off) that I had to share. I understand that Ali is trying to corner the market.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
modified on Thursday, August 18, 2011 6:24 AM
Henry Minute wrote:
until I turned it off
:laugh: What could come next is the vibrator that you plug on the USB slot, and that you can control over an application. I guess this will have soon to be transfered to the SB ) It could even probably exist already, but I won't do a google search about that from work :-D
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Henry Minute wrote:
until I turned it off
:laugh: What could come next is the vibrator that you plug on the USB slot, and that you can control over an application. I guess this will have soon to be transfered to the SB ) It could even probably exist already, but I won't do a google search about that from work :-D
That you would even consider searching for it says so much about you... :laugh:
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
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That you would even consider searching for it says so much about you... :laugh:
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
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Ah! I do not inhabit those parts of CP on a regular basis.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
In your defence, Chris has stated before that it's only a repost if it's in the same forum. In this case it is a cross-post.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Mmm. Yeah. That's what they all say, sir...
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
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In your defence, Chris has stated before that it's only a repost if it's in the same forum. In this case it is a cross-post.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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I'm sorry if this[^] upsets anyone but it made me laugh so much (until I turned it off) that I had to share. I understand that Ali is trying to corner the market.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
modified on Thursday, August 18, 2011 6:24 AM
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Not napping, just examining the inside of my eyelids.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
Henry Minute wrote:
Not napping, just examining the inside of my eyelids.
Something I heard that's interesting, especially if it's true, is that the tiny white dots you see moving about in your vision - especially if you, say, look at a bright white sheet of paper - are white blood cells. :omg: I sure hope that's correct. :~
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V. wrote:
He: "Your laptop smells funny fishy."
FTFY
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