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What will they think of next? [modified]

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  • D Dalek Dave

    You must have been having your Grandpa Nap yesterday when this was posted.

    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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    Henry Minute
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    Not napping, just examining the inside of my eyelids.

    Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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    • H Henry Minute

      I'm sorry if this[^] upsets anyone but it made me laugh so much (until I turned it off) that I had to share. I understand that Ali is trying to corner the market.

      Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

      modified on Thursday, August 18, 2011 6:24 AM

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      Henry Minute wrote:

      until I turned it off

      :laugh: What could come next is the vibrator that you plug on the USB slot, and that you can control over an application. I guess this will have soon to be transfered to the SB ) It could even probably exist already, but I won't do a google search about that from work :-D

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        Henry Minute wrote:

        until I turned it off

        :laugh: What could come next is the vibrator that you plug on the USB slot, and that you can control over an application. I guess this will have soon to be transfered to the SB ) It could even probably exist already, but I won't do a google search about that from work :-D

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        OriginalGriff
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        That you would even consider searching for it says so much about you... :laugh:

        Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
        "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

          That you would even consider searching for it says so much about you... :laugh:

          Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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          *cough cough* Technological interest, you know : USB slot driver, HMI, ...

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          • H Henry Minute

            Ah! I do not inhabit those parts of CP on a regular basis.

            Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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            Nagy Vilmos
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            In your defence, Chris has stated before that it's only a repost if it's in the same forum. In this case it is a cross-post.


            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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            • R Rage

              *cough cough* Technological interest, you know : USB slot driver, HMI, ...

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              OriginalGriff
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              Mmm. Yeah. That's what they all say, sir...

              Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
              "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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              • N Nagy Vilmos

                In your defence, Chris has stated before that it's only a repost if it's in the same forum. In this case it is a cross-post.


                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                Rage
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                Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                In this case it is a cross-REpost.

                FTFY

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                • H Henry Minute

                  I'm sorry if this[^] upsets anyone but it made me laugh so much (until I turned it off) that I had to share. I understand that Ali is trying to corner the market.

                  Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

                  modified on Thursday, August 18, 2011 6:24 AM

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                  He: "Your laptop smells funny." She: "No, no, it's my USB key!" He: "aaah, ok then."

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                  • H Henry Minute

                    Not napping, just examining the inside of my eyelids.

                    Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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                    soap brain
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                    Henry Minute wrote:

                    Not napping, just examining the inside of my eyelids.

                    Something I heard that's interesting, especially if it's true, is that the tiny white dots you see moving about in your vision - especially if you, say, look at a bright white sheet of paper - are white blood cells. :omg: I sure hope that's correct. :~

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                      He: "Your laptop smells funny." She: "No, no, it's my USB key!" He: "aaah, ok then."

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                      V. wrote:

                      He: "Your laptop smells funny fishy."

                      FTFY

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