The Economy Is So Bad ...
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The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. CEO's are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobile laid off 25 Congressmen. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America. Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore. A picture is now only worth 200 words. They renamed Wall Street "Wal-Mart Street." Finally, I called the Suicide Hotline and I got a call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
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The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. CEO's are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobile laid off 25 Congressmen. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America. Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore. A picture is now only worth 200 words. They renamed Wall Street "Wal-Mart Street." Finally, I called the Suicide Hotline and I got a call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
Missed the joke icon and repost[^]. Well, at least there's some difference ;P
Excuse me for my improper grammar and typos. It's because English is my primary language, not my first language. My first languages are C# and Java. VB, ASP, JS, PHP and SQL are my second language. Indonesian came as my third language. My fourth language? I'm still creating it, I'll let you know when it's done! :-D
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Missed the joke icon and repost[^]. Well, at least there's some difference ;P
Excuse me for my improper grammar and typos. It's because English is my primary language, not my first language. My first languages are C# and Java. VB, ASP, JS, PHP and SQL are my second language. Indonesian came as my third language. My fourth language? I'm still creating it, I'll let you know when it's done! :-D
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The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. CEO's are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobile laid off 25 Congressmen. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America. Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore. A picture is now only worth 200 words. They renamed Wall Street "Wal-Mart Street." Finally, I called the Suicide Hotline and I got a call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
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Missed the joke icon and repost[^]. Well, at least there's some difference ;P
Excuse me for my improper grammar and typos. It's because English is my primary language, not my first language. My first languages are C# and Java. VB, ASP, JS, PHP and SQL are my second language. Indonesian came as my third language. My fourth language? I'm still creating it, I'll let you know when it's done! :-D
Firo Atrum Ventus wrote:
VB, ASP, JS, PHP and SQL are my second language
ASP is a Technology , Not a Language. :)
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The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. CEO's are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobile laid off 25 Congressmen. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America. Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore. A picture is now only worth 200 words. They renamed Wall Street "Wal-Mart Street." Finally, I called the Suicide Hotline and I got a call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
Rick York wrote:
Finally, I called the Suicide Hotline and I got a call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
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