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  • W wizardzz

    Did you try to flank her and engage the Rear Admiral?

    "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson My comedy.

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    Slacker007
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    wizardzz wrote:

    Did you try to flank her and engage the Rear Admiral?

    Not yet but the latest intel says that it will be weeks before we can land on the moon...whatever the hell that means. :)

    Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)

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      wizardzz wrote:

      Did you try to flank her and engage the Rear Admiral?

      Not yet but the latest intel says that it will be weeks before we can land on the moon...whatever the hell that means. :)

      Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)

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      Joe Simes
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      You can gas her and take her in the trenches! That's wrong in so many ways I'm almost ashamed! :-D

      The environment that nurtures creative programmers kills management and marketing types - and vice versa. - Orson Scott Card

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        You can gas her and take her in the trenches! That's wrong in so many ways I'm almost ashamed! :-D

        The environment that nurtures creative programmers kills management and marketing types - and vice versa. - Orson Scott Card

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        Joe Simes wrote:

        That's wrong in so many ways I'm almost ashamed!

        Ashamed of what? Gassing and trenches are all part of warfare. I would take her to the trenches but I'm tied down right now under heavy fire.

        Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)

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          Joe Simes wrote:

          That's wrong in so many ways I'm almost ashamed!

          Ashamed of what? Gassing and trenches are all part of warfare. I would take her to the trenches but I'm tied down right now under heavy fire.

          Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)

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          Oakman
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          Slacker007 wrote:

          I'm tied down right now under heavy fire

          Perhaps you should stop fighting and start negotiating - how cunning a linguist are you?

          “Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." ~ Albert Einstein

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            Slacker007 wrote:

            I'm tied down right now under heavy fire

            Perhaps you should stop fighting and start negotiating - how cunning a linguist are you?

            “Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." ~ Albert Einstein

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            Joe Simes
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            He's gonna blow his cover! :-D

            The environment that nurtures creative programmers kills management and marketing types - and vice versa. - Orson Scott Card

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              He's gonna blow his cover! :-D

              The environment that nurtures creative programmers kills management and marketing types - and vice versa. - Orson Scott Card

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              Oakman
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              As Napoleon said, "when the time for action has arrived, stop thinking and go in."

              “Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." ~ Albert Einstein

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                Slacker007 wrote:

                I'm tied down right now under heavy fire

                Perhaps you should stop fighting and start negotiating - how cunning a linguist are you?

                “Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." ~ Albert Einstein

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                Manfred Rudolf Bihy
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                Oakman wrote:

                how cunning a linguist are you?

                That reminds me of a very, very old joke: Q: "What's the difference between a horde of pygmies and a girls track and field team." A: "Pygmies are a bunch of cunning little runts ..." :-O :rolleyes: Cheers!

                —MRB

                PS: I hope you all don't think I'm sexist or racist. This joke is from a time way back when political correctness was not yet common place.

                "With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine."

                Ross Callon, The Twelve Networking Truths, RFC1925

                modified on Tuesday, August 23, 2011 2:44 PM

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                • O Oakman

                  Slacker007 wrote:

                  I'm tied down right now under heavy fire

                  Perhaps you should stop fighting and start negotiating - how cunning a linguist are you?

                  “Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." ~ Albert Einstein

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                  Oakman wrote:

                  how cunning a linguist are you?

                  Brilliant!

                  Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)

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                    Oakman wrote:

                    how cunning a linguist are you?

                    That reminds me of a very, very old joke: Q: "What's the difference between a horde of pygmies and a girls track and field team." A: "Pygmies are a bunch of cunning little runts ..." :-O :rolleyes: Cheers!

                    —MRB

                    PS: I hope you all don't think I'm sexist or racist. This joke is from a time way back when political correctness was not yet common place.

                    "With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine."

                    Ross Callon, The Twelve Networking Truths, RFC1925

                    modified on Tuesday, August 23, 2011 2:44 PM

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                    Manfred R. Bihy wrote:

                    This joke is from a time way back when political correctness was not yet common place.

                    The joke and I share something in common. cock, cunt, prick, & fuck refer to an activity that can be and often is hilarious. And to my ex-wife's law firm.

                    “Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." ~ Albert Einstein

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                      I had a fight with my wife last night. The battle still rages on in the northern front, however, the southern front will not see any action tonight.

                      Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)

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                      You seem to have forgotten the most important point... It's easier to beg forgiveness than to ask permission!! ;-)

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