The weekly hair cut is one thing... [modified]
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Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
modified on Tuesday, August 23, 2011 12:38 PM
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Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
modified on Tuesday, August 23, 2011 12:38 PM
Any chance she is Brazilian?
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
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Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
modified on Tuesday, August 23, 2011 12:38 PM
First trip to Scotland and my Irish friend takes me to the obligatory tourist shop. One of the dudes I work with has a kilt so I thought for a laugh I would get him one of those bag thingys. Yeah I know sporran (didn't know that then)! The wee lassie behind the counter was quite lovely and I turned to Sean and said I'm gonna ask her if she has any of those fanny pack things. With a smirk on his face he said "Have at it mate!" :doh: Really? And don't get me going on about hanging around and watching some boob tube! :-D
The environment that nurtures creative programmers kills management and marketing types - and vice versa. - Orson Scott Card
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Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
modified on Tuesday, August 23, 2011 12:38 PM
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Now that is just wrong.
Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
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talk about short strokin.... I know, that was just wrong
Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning. Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow. You can't scare me, I have children.
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Gives new meaning to "just went in for a trim".
A girl phoned me and said, 'Come on over. There's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home! Rodney Dangerfield
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Gives new meaning to "just went in for a trim".
A girl phoned me and said, 'Come on over. There's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home! Rodney Dangerfield
Mike Hankey wrote:
Gives new meaning to "just went in for a trim".
Exactly!
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The jury just found for the doctor. The patient isn't getting dick.
I thought you had to go to Pittsburgh for that. My Mu[sic] My Films My Windows Programs, etc.
