Happy Birthday
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Last week was my birthday...My Wife didn't wish me.My Parents forgot & so did my Kids.I went to work.Even my Colleagues did not wish.As I entered my cabin my PA said, ''Happy Birthday Boss!''I felt special.She asked me for lunch.After lunch she invited me to her apartment.We went there.She said,''Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?''''OK'', I said in a sexy mood.She came out 5 minutes later with a cake, & My Wife , My Parents, My Kids, My Friends and My Colleagues. All screaming, "SURPRISE!" And I was waiting on the sofa... NAKED!
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Last week was my birthday...My Wife didn't wish me.My Parents forgot & so did my Kids.I went to work.Even my Colleagues did not wish.As I entered my cabin my PA said, ''Happy Birthday Boss!''I felt special.She asked me for lunch.After lunch she invited me to her apartment.We went there.She said,''Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?''''OK'', I said in a sexy mood.She came out 5 minutes later with a cake, & My Wife , My Parents, My Kids, My Friends and My Colleagues. All screaming, "SURPRISE!" And I was waiting on the sofa... NAKED!
very old joke but still a good one.
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Last week was my birthday...My Wife didn't wish me.My Parents forgot & so did my Kids.I went to work.Even my Colleagues did not wish.As I entered my cabin my PA said, ''Happy Birthday Boss!''I felt special.She asked me for lunch.After lunch she invited me to her apartment.We went there.She said,''Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?''''OK'', I said in a sexy mood.She came out 5 minutes later with a cake, & My Wife , My Parents, My Kids, My Friends and My Colleagues. All screaming, "SURPRISE!" And I was waiting on the sofa... NAKED!
Slight variation of a previous post (might have been in Soapbox), but still somewhat funny.
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Last week was my birthday...My Wife didn't wish me.My Parents forgot & so did my Kids.I went to work.Even my Colleagues did not wish.As I entered my cabin my PA said, ''Happy Birthday Boss!''I felt special.She asked me for lunch.After lunch she invited me to her apartment.We went there.She said,''Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?''''OK'', I said in a sexy mood.She came out 5 minutes later with a cake, & My Wife , My Parents, My Kids, My Friends and My Colleagues. All screaming, "SURPRISE!" And I was waiting on the sofa... NAKED!
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Last week was my birthday...My Wife didn't wish me.My Parents forgot & so did my Kids.I went to work.Even my Colleagues did not wish.As I entered my cabin my PA said, ''Happy Birthday Boss!''I felt special.She asked me for lunch.After lunch she invited me to her apartment.We went there.She said,''Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?''''OK'', I said in a sexy mood.She came out 5 minutes later with a cake, & My Wife , My Parents, My Kids, My Friends and My Colleagues. All screaming, "SURPRISE!" And I was waiting on the sofa... NAKED!
This often happens.
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Last week was my birthday...My Wife didn't wish me.My Parents forgot & so did my Kids.I went to work.Even my Colleagues did not wish.As I entered my cabin my PA said, ''Happy Birthday Boss!''I felt special.She asked me for lunch.After lunch she invited me to her apartment.We went there.She said,''Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?''''OK'', I said in a sexy mood.She came out 5 minutes later with a cake, & My Wife , My Parents, My Kids, My Friends and My Colleagues. All screaming, "SURPRISE!" And I was waiting on the sofa... NAKED!
:laugh: Oh! Poor guy .... What an embarrassment!