Stuttering Cat
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Stuttering Cat - as explained by a grade 4 student .... A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter," she says. A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered." The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. 'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!' 'That must've been scary,' said the teacher. 'It sure was,' said the little girl. "My kitty raised her back, went "Ffffff!, Ffffff!, FfffffF." But before she could say 'F**k!' the Rottweiler ate her!"
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Stuttering Cat - as explained by a grade 4 student .... A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter," she says. A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered." The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. 'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!' 'That must've been scary,' said the teacher. 'It sure was,' said the little girl. "My kitty raised her back, went "Ffffff!, Ffffff!, FfffffF." But before she could say 'F**k!' the Rottweiler ate her!"
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An old acquaintance had a stutter, but the best part was that he could mostly control it. The only time he couldn't keep it down was when he became nervous or agitated, then his stutter got worse and worse. In those halcyon days, the game of choice was 'three card brag' and he never learnt to STFU when he was playing. "S-s-s-s-s-see you and r-r-r-r-r-raise you a p-p-p-p-pound!" he would call and the whole table would sit back and let the bidding war continue to see who was going to fleece him.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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An old acquaintance had a stutter, but the best part was that he could mostly control it. The only time he couldn't keep it down was when he became nervous or agitated, then his stutter got worse and worse. In those halcyon days, the game of choice was 'three card brag' and he never learnt to STFU when he was playing. "S-s-s-s-s-see you and r-r-r-r-r-raise you a p-p-p-p-pound!" he would call and the whole table would sit back and let the bidding war continue to see who was going to fleece him.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
Nagy Vilmos wrote:
old acquaintance
That wasn't DD, was it?
Signature construction in progress. Sorry for the inconvenience.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote:
old acquaintance
That wasn't DD, was it?
Signature construction in progress. Sorry for the inconvenience.
No, this was twenty years ago when I was a young buck with flowing locks and keen of eye. :^)
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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An old acquaintance had a stutter, but the best part was that he could mostly control it. The only time he couldn't keep it down was when he became nervous or agitated, then his stutter got worse and worse. In those halcyon days, the game of choice was 'three card brag' and he never learnt to STFU when he was playing. "S-s-s-s-s-see you and r-r-r-r-r-raise you a p-p-p-p-pound!" he would call and the whole table would sit back and let the bidding war continue to see who was going to fleece him.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
I know a few with stutters, mostly learnt to control it now. One tells a story of when he was a kid at school (he is well into his 50s now) and didn't have much control, there was also a teacher at the school with quite a bad stutter for a man of his age, although he had never been taught by this teacher. Until one year, he has him for history, but due to illness misses the first few weeks of the year. First day in this bloke's class, the teacher is asking questions and eventually points to my mate and says "You b boy. Who w was the f f first k k king of...". When finishing the question my mate starts to answer "K k k k king...". At which point the teacher yells "Are y you t t t taking the p p piss b b b boy" and flies at him. He left his chair, round the desks and out the door with this teacher chasing him. He said he ran down the corridor looking for a teacher who knew him and would vouch for him before the teacher caught up with him.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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Cat's can be pretty tuff, I've seen em hold their own against some pretty staggering odds. My son and his SO are living with me and she has a Maine Coon cat. Big baby!
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A friend of mine had a neutered male cat that killed a fox once, it's usually the other way around. But it was a quite unexpected "present" he pulled in through the catflap.
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I knew a guy who used to stutter. He went in to a cafe and asked for 'e e e e egg and chips'. The owner said 'How many eggs was that?' :)
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Decided that since we recognized you, you'd stop being Eric_V and start being Fat-Eric, eh?
“Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." ~ Albert Einstein
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Oakman wrote:
Decided that since we recognized you, you'd stop being Eric_V and start being Fat-Eric, eh
Dont know what you are talking about but it was first coined by Nagy, and I thought it amusing. :)
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As they are wont to say in Parliament "The Member for Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys is talking out of his @rse"
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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As they are wont to say in Parliament "The Member for Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys is talking out of his @rse"
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
