Job question

Smithers Jones

I thought you wanted to go to the USA (according to your recent Back-Room-posts)?

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." (DNA)

AspDotNetDev

First, you must learn the basics of the Canadian culture to gain entry into the country, which means you must be able to answer questions such as: how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Somebody in an online forum wrote:

INTJs never really joke. They make a point. The joke is just a gift wrapper.

thrakazog

First you'll have to be fluent in the native tongue. Here, let me get you started:

devboycpp wrote:

How to find a employer for web developer in canada and travel and work there eh? What is the best way eh?

Kill some time, play my game Hop Cheops[^]

realJSOP

devboycpp wrote:

What is the best way ?

Into Canada? I heard there's a secret crossing at the New York/Canadian border, and even if you take a large-caliber rifle with you, nobody will notice. The way to find the crossing is to drive toward the border guard, and about 50 feet away, screech to a halt, grab your rifle, and haul ass across the traffic lanes, jump the median divider, run across the oncoming traffic lanes, and make a run for the tree line on the other side. To make sure nobody sees you, blow a police whistle as you're running.

".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

Chris Meech

John, I think you are describing returning Canadians from a Buffalo shopping trip. Everything's cheaper in the US. :)

Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

Paladin2000

:thumbsup:

Tadas Budvytis

Forget it! Even within Canada employers wouldn’t hire you as you - don’t have Canadian experience!!! Just do independent immigration... slow but for sure.

Lost User

A standard woodchuck or woodchucknorris?

"Dark the dark side is. Very dark..." - Yoda ---
"Shut up, Yoda, and just make yourself another toast." - Obi Wan Kenobi

AspDotNetDev

Standard. Everybody knows a woodchucknorris has no limits.

Somebody in an online forum wrote:

INTJs never really joke. They make a point. The joke is just a gift wrapper.

devboycpp

Richard MacCutchan wrote:

What country are you in at the moment, as that may have a bearing on whether you would be allowed to work there?

Iran

devboycpp

That's true but Canada is a good alternative.

devboycpp

You are kidding. :)

devboycpp

Tadas Budvytis wrote:

Canadian experience!!!

what is this "Canadian experience" you are talking about? Is it something exceptional?

Lost User

Given the political difficulties between your country and the rest of the world I suspect you may have a problem there. Your best starting point would be to try the embassy of the country you are interested in (most embassies have web pages) as they can probably advise on how easy this would be.

Unrequited desire is character building. OriginalGriff