What's your longest variable name?
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Last week we had the discussion about the stupidest variable names[^]. Today I was reading the WholeTomato forum and stumbled over this message[^]. This guy is complaining, that VisualAssist does not recognize variables with names longer than 100 characters. The VisualAssist guy asked him for an example, that they know the actual required length. The guy answered:
szRegistryAnalysisCategoryItemTextReportColumnRelativeQuantityToCalibratorAverageMinus1StandardDeviation
:omg: 105 characters! I think this variable may be on top 1 of the stupidest variable names. :wtf: So, what's your longest variable names? Are you able to overtrump that guy? Regards Thomas Sonork id: 100.10453 Thömmi
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Tim Smith wrote: That is SOOOOOO 20th century. Lol - that's so wierd! I heard some stupid woman saying that in all seriousness in the bathroom of Harrods while Christmas shopping for our family in SA today! Never thought I would hear such a thing till at least 2010 again! BTW - who would have guessed they would charge you £1 to go to the bathroom there! I mean, with 6 floors, who isn't going to need to go? :eek:
I knew it would end badly when I first met Chris in a Canberra alleyway and he said 'try some - it won't hurt you'..... - Christian Graus on Code Project outages Damned nice for remote servers where using Enterprise Manager is like wadding through treacle while covered in velcro, upside down -Paul Watson on SQL Server Query Analyser
Megan Forbes wrote: charge you £1 to go to the bathroom there! :wtf: Whaaaat! I knew ATM fees were crazy, that's why I came up with the "Solicitor's Fee", but a bathroom fee!!! before you know it, you will have to rent the air! (I'm not sure but I think they already need to do that in LA and Houston (we'll have to ask Nish about SF) X| ) - Nitron
"Those that say a task is impossible shouldn't interrupt the ones who are doing it." - Chinese Proverb
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Tim Smith wrote: That is SOOOOOO 20th century. Lol - that's so wierd! I heard some stupid woman saying that in all seriousness in the bathroom of Harrods while Christmas shopping for our family in SA today! Never thought I would hear such a thing till at least 2010 again! BTW - who would have guessed they would charge you £1 to go to the bathroom there! I mean, with 6 floors, who isn't going to need to go? :eek:
I knew it would end badly when I first met Chris in a Canberra alleyway and he said 'try some - it won't hurt you'..... - Christian Graus on Code Project outages Damned nice for remote servers where using Enterprise Manager is like wadding through treacle while covered in velcro, upside down -Paul Watson on SQL Server Query Analyser
I'd take a ziplock baggie along, fill it at need, and leave it in the aisle before I'd pay to use the facilities! "How many times do I have to flush before you go away?" - Megan Forbes, on Management (12/5/2002)
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I'd take a ziplock baggie along, fill it at need, and leave it in the aisle before I'd pay to use the facilities! "How many times do I have to flush before you go away?" - Megan Forbes, on Management (12/5/2002)
:omg: You wouldn't! Would you?
I don't know whether it's just the light but I swear the database server gives me dirty looks everytime I wander past. -Chris Maunder Microsoft has reinvented the wheel, this time they made it round. -Peterchen on VS.NET
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:omg: I understand he need Visual Assist to complete his variable names then..... /M
- Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.
just imagine him coding before Intellisense feature was added. I am certain it was a nightmare. My article on a reference-counted smart pointer that supports polymorphic objects and raw pointers
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I'd take a ziplock baggie along, fill it at need, and leave it in the aisle before I'd pay to use the facilities! "How many times do I have to flush before you go away?" - Megan Forbes, on Management (12/5/2002)
Oh, and Roger, what's your MSN address?
I don't know whether it's just the light but I swear the database server gives me dirty looks everytime I wander past. -Chris Maunder Microsoft has reinvented the wheel, this time they made it round. -Peterchen on VS.NET
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:omg: You wouldn't! Would you?
I don't know whether it's just the light but I swear the database server gives me dirty looks everytime I wander past. -Chris Maunder Microsoft has reinvented the wheel, this time they made it round. -Peterchen on VS.NET
David Stone wrote: Would you? I just might! Depending on the crowd, of course - too much laughter makes me nervous. When I worked in a hardware store we actually had a customer sit down and use one of the floor display toilets. We're not talking tinkle here - jumbo steamers! Where the heck was our "Legendary Customer Service" that afternoon?:laugh: "How many times do I have to flush before you go away?" - Megan Forbes, on Management (12/5/2002)
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Megan Forbes wrote: charge you £1 to go to the bathroom there! :wtf: Whaaaat! I knew ATM fees were crazy, that's why I came up with the "Solicitor's Fee", but a bathroom fee!!! before you know it, you will have to rent the air! (I'm not sure but I think they already need to do that in LA and Houston (we'll have to ask Nish about SF) X| ) - Nitron
"Those that say a task is impossible shouldn't interrupt the ones who are doing it." - Chinese Proverb
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:omg: I understand he need Visual Assist to complete his variable names then..... /M
- Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.
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David Stone wrote: Would you? I just might! Depending on the crowd, of course - too much laughter makes me nervous. When I worked in a hardware store we actually had a customer sit down and use one of the floor display toilets. We're not talking tinkle here - jumbo steamers! Where the heck was our "Legendary Customer Service" that afternoon?:laugh: "How many times do I have to flush before you go away?" - Megan Forbes, on Management (12/5/2002)
:wtf: No way! That's horrible. Was the customer mentally okay? I don't think anyone would confuse display models from an actual restroom.
I don't know whether it's just the light but I swear the database server gives me dirty looks everytime I wander past. -Chris Maunder Microsoft has reinvented the wheel, this time they made it round. -Peterchen on VS.NET
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I'd take a ziplock baggie along, fill it at need, and leave it in the aisle before I'd pay to use the facilities! "How many times do I have to flush before you go away?" - Megan Forbes, on Management (12/5/2002)
Roger Wright wrote: I'd take a ziplock baggie along, fill it at need, and leave it in the aisle before I'd pay to use the facilities! Lol - I can just see the headlines now: Ziplock hobo in Harrods... ;)
I knew it would end badly when I first met Chris in a Canberra alleyway and he said 'try some - it won't hurt you'..... - Christian Graus on Code Project outages Damned nice for remote servers where using Enterprise Manager is like wadding through treacle while covered in velcro, upside down -Paul Watson on SQL Server Query Analyser
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David Stone wrote: Would you? I just might! Depending on the crowd, of course - too much laughter makes me nervous. When I worked in a hardware store we actually had a customer sit down and use one of the floor display toilets. We're not talking tinkle here - jumbo steamers! Where the heck was our "Legendary Customer Service" that afternoon?:laugh: "How many times do I have to flush before you go away?" - Megan Forbes, on Management (12/5/2002)
Roger Wright wrote: we actually had a customer sit down and use one of the floor display toilets. We're not talking tinkle here - jumbo steamers! :laugh::laugh::laugh: That's a classic! Did you keep the CCTV footage? :rolleyes:
I knew it would end badly when I first met Chris in a Canberra alleyway and he said 'try some - it won't hurt you'..... - Christian Graus on Code Project outages Damned nice for remote servers where using Enterprise Manager is like wadding through treacle while covered in velcro, upside down -Paul Watson on SQL Server Query Analyser
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David Stone wrote: Would you? I just might! Depending on the crowd, of course - too much laughter makes me nervous. When I worked in a hardware store we actually had a customer sit down and use one of the floor display toilets. We're not talking tinkle here - jumbo steamers! Where the heck was our "Legendary Customer Service" that afternoon?:laugh: "How many times do I have to flush before you go away?" - Megan Forbes, on Management (12/5/2002)
Oh my... I actually did that as a very small child. I sure hope that wasn't me :-O. This wouldn't have been in the Silicon Valley area, would it've? :~
-Domenic Denicola- [CPUA 0x1337] “I was born human. But this was an accident of fate—a condition merely of time and place. I believe it's something we have the power to change…”
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Oh my... I actually did that as a very small child. I sure hope that wasn't me :-O. This wouldn't have been in the Silicon Valley area, would it've? :~
-Domenic Denicola- [CPUA 0x1337] “I was born human. But this was an accident of fate—a condition merely of time and place. I believe it's something we have the power to change…”
No Domenic, it wasn't you:-D This happenned in Bullhead City, AZ. Size of the spoor indicated to the trained tracker that the game afoot was not small, but very large indeed! The lack of any nearby paper products led us further to surmise that perpetrator left wearing a dress to cover up the dirty deed. "How many times do I have to flush before you go away?" - Megan Forbes, on Management (12/5/2002)
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No Domenic, it wasn't you:-D This happenned in Bullhead City, AZ. Size of the spoor indicated to the trained tracker that the game afoot was not small, but very large indeed! The lack of any nearby paper products led us further to surmise that perpetrator left wearing a dress to cover up the dirty deed. "How many times do I have to flush before you go away?" - Megan Forbes, on Management (12/5/2002)
Phew! ;P
-Domenic Denicola- [CPUA 0x1337] “I was born human. But this was an accident of fate—a condition merely of time and place. I believe it's something we have the power to change…”
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Last week we had the discussion about the stupidest variable names[^]. Today I was reading the WholeTomato forum and stumbled over this message[^]. This guy is complaining, that VisualAssist does not recognize variables with names longer than 100 characters. The VisualAssist guy asked him for an example, that they know the actual required length. The guy answered:
szRegistryAnalysisCategoryItemTextReportColumnRelativeQuantityToCalibratorAverageMinus1StandardDeviation
:omg: 105 characters! I think this variable may be on top 1 of the stupidest variable names. :wtf: So, what's your longest variable names? Are you able to overtrump that guy? Regards Thomas Sonork id: 100.10453 Thömmi
Disclaimer:
Because of heavy processing requirements, we are currently using some of your unused brain capacity for backup processing. Please ignore any hallucinations, voices or unusual dreams you may experience. Please avoid concentration-intensive tasks until further notice. Thank you.Funny thread! Actually I worked with a guy who i'd consider a pretty good programmer but he always insisted on using these gawd_awful_long_fully_qualified_names - this is ASP not 3D, I'd think to myself. Anyway, during a code review a guy suggested he declare memory space for his var names. I spit coffee all over the conference table. priceless. ;P