WJOTD

[Lost User]

Wifey said I need to get a 'really good' job. So I dropped my drawers and said "OK get to work!"

Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.

[gavindon]

how many stitches did you have to get?

Let's face it, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF! Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow. You can't scare me, I have children.