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  • realJSOPR realJSOP

    I think he missed the part of the disclaimer that said you have to be able to read, and comprehend what you read.

    ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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    You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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    Nagy Vilmos
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    Just reply:

    Standard Paddedwall Free Software Disclaimer

    As with most software that I write for myself, the key thing to remember is that I wrote it for myself, and you just happen to be lucky enough to benefit from my desire to write this code and then give it away for FREE (the key word here). This means that as a general rule, I'm the person whose opinion matters most to me. I'm the laziest redneck you'd ever want to meet, but if something breaks in the code, I'll see about fixing it (I personally hate it when something doesn't work as advertised). I'm usually pretty good about maintaining code, but let's face it, sometimes there's simply something more interesting (or important) to do. You won't get personal notices that the software's been updated unless you reported a bug that I've fixed (and one of these days, I'll provide a way for you to report bugs). That means you're going to have to come back here every once in a while and check to see if there's a new version available. No warning labels have been included with this software. I cannot be held responsible if you (or one of your children) somehow manages to swallow the zip file, or if you develop a rash, pustuous growth, or sprout additional appendages or orifices after applying the ZIP file to some part of your body. If you question your own ability to read, or to comprehend what you read, do NOT download the software. If you're from another country (or even THIS country) and you don't speak English, that's cool, but I'm NOT going to internationalize this software, so I suggest that you either learn English, or find someone that will translate this stuff for you. I know, this all seems somewhat harsh, but I honestly don't have time to coddle whiney little bitches. Even if I *had* the time, I still wouldn't do it, so cowboy up or go away. If you're still interested in downloading and using this software, click the Download link in the menu at the top of this page. Remember, it's absolutely free, and I'm not taking donations.


    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of th

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    • realJSOPR realJSOP

      Didn't take more than four hours to get him to show himself... His report: "I'm having trouble selecting a camo pattern." That was the entire content of his message.

      ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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      You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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      walterhevedeich
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      John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

      His report: "I'm having trouble selecting a camo pattern."

      At least he didn't say he needed urgentz help, did he?

      Signature construction in progress. Sorry for the inconvenience.

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      • N Nagy Vilmos

        Jacquers wrote:

        "The program is giving an error"

        The famous HCI error!


        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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        Bert Mitton
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        You mean the ID-10-T error?

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          You mean the ID-10-T error?

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          gavindon
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          no no, the PICNIC error

          Let's face it, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF! Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow. You can't scare me, I have children.

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            You mean the ID-10-T error?

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            Simon_Whale
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            Is that the one where they clicked the button?

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            • S Simon_Whale

              Is that the one where they clicked the button?

              Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam - Monty Python Spam Sketch

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              gavindon
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              Problem In Chair Not In Computer so yeah pretty much.. :laugh:

              Let's face it, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF! Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow. You can't scare me, I have children.

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              • realJSOPR realJSOP

                Didn't take more than four hours to get him to show himself... His report: "I'm having trouble selecting a camo pattern." That was the entire content of his message.

                ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                Abhinav S
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                Where? I don't see him?

                Too much of heaven can bring you underground Heaven can always turn around Too much of heaven, our life is all hell bound Heaven, the kill that makes no sound

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                • realJSOPR realJSOP

                  Didn't take more than four hours to get him to show himself... His report: "I'm having trouble selecting a camo pattern." That was the entire content of his message.

                  ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                  You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                  "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                  wolfbinary
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                  At first I thought that read combover. My mistake ;P

                  Well, who doesn't release stuff like that ? Microsoft software is just as bad. Christian Graus That's called seagull management (or sometimes pigeon management)... Fly in, flap your arms and squawk a lot, crap all over everything and fly out again... by _Damian S_

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                  • realJSOPR realJSOP

                    Didn't take more than four hours to get him to show himself... His report: "I'm having trouble selecting a camo pattern." That was the entire content of his message.

                    ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                    You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                    Keith Barrow
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                    Wow I'd thought anyone using it would be interested in keeping a low profile.

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                    • A Abhinav S

                      Where? I don't see him?

                      Too much of heaven can bring you underground Heaven can always turn around Too much of heaven, our life is all hell bound Heaven, the kill that makes no sound

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                      hairy_hats
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                      "Mr Nesbitt has learnt the first lesson of not being seen."

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                        no no, the PICNIC error

                        Let's face it, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF! Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow. You can't scare me, I have children.

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                        djdanlib 0
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                        We have a Code 17 here! The problem is 17 inches away from the monitor!

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                          We have a Code 17 here! The problem is 17 inches away from the monitor!

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                          Grindorin
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                          We used to call it a PEBCAK in my old shop. Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard.

                          Semper Fidelis

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                          • realJSOPR realJSOP

                            Didn't take more than four hours to get him to show himself... His report: "I'm having trouble selecting a camo pattern." That was the entire content of his message.

                            ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                            -----
                            You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                            -----
                            "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                            Ger Hayden
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                            My favourite was getting back from lunch one day to find a note stuck to my phone: "The user has a problem".

                            Ger

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