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  • realJSOPR realJSOP

    Didn't take more than four hours to get him to show himself... His report: "I'm having trouble selecting a camo pattern." That was the entire content of his message.

    ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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    You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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    walterhevedeich
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    John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

    His report: "I'm having trouble selecting a camo pattern."

    At least he didn't say he needed urgentz help, did he?

    Signature construction in progress. Sorry for the inconvenience.

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    • N Nagy Vilmos

      Jacquers wrote:

      "The program is giving an error"

      The famous HCI error!


      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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      Bert Mitton
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      You mean the ID-10-T error?

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      • B Bert Mitton

        You mean the ID-10-T error?

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        gavindon
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        no no, the PICNIC error

        Let's face it, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF! Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow. You can't scare me, I have children.

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        • B Bert Mitton

          You mean the ID-10-T error?

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          Simon_Whale
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          Is that the one where they clicked the button?

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            Is that the one where they clicked the button?

            Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam - Monty Python Spam Sketch

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            gavindon
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            Problem In Chair Not In Computer so yeah pretty much.. :laugh:

            Let's face it, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF! Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow. You can't scare me, I have children.

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            • realJSOPR realJSOP

              Didn't take more than four hours to get him to show himself... His report: "I'm having trouble selecting a camo pattern." That was the entire content of his message.

              ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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              You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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              "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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              Abhinav S
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              Where? I don't see him?

              Too much of heaven can bring you underground Heaven can always turn around Too much of heaven, our life is all hell bound Heaven, the kill that makes no sound

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              • realJSOPR realJSOP

                Didn't take more than four hours to get him to show himself... His report: "I'm having trouble selecting a camo pattern." That was the entire content of his message.

                ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                wolfbinary
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                At first I thought that read combover. My mistake ;P

                Well, who doesn't release stuff like that ? Microsoft software is just as bad. Christian Graus That's called seagull management (or sometimes pigeon management)... Fly in, flap your arms and squawk a lot, crap all over everything and fly out again... by _Damian S_

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                • realJSOPR realJSOP

                  Didn't take more than four hours to get him to show himself... His report: "I'm having trouble selecting a camo pattern." That was the entire content of his message.

                  ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                  You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                  "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                  Keith Barrow
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                  Wow I'd thought anyone using it would be interested in keeping a low profile.

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                  • A Abhinav S

                    Where? I don't see him?

                    Too much of heaven can bring you underground Heaven can always turn around Too much of heaven, our life is all hell bound Heaven, the kill that makes no sound

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                    hairy_hats
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                    "Mr Nesbitt has learnt the first lesson of not being seen."

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                      no no, the PICNIC error

                      Let's face it, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF! Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow. You can't scare me, I have children.

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                      djdanlib 0
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                      We have a Code 17 here! The problem is 17 inches away from the monitor!

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                        We have a Code 17 here! The problem is 17 inches away from the monitor!

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                        Grindorin
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                        We used to call it a PEBCAK in my old shop. Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard.

                        Semper Fidelis

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                        • realJSOPR realJSOP

                          Didn't take more than four hours to get him to show himself... His report: "I'm having trouble selecting a camo pattern." That was the entire content of his message.

                          ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                          -----
                          You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                          -----
                          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                          Ger Hayden
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                          My favourite was getting back from lunch one day to find a note stuck to my phone: "The user has a problem".

                          Ger

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