A simple truth

[Chandrasekharan P]

Partners help each other undress before sex. However after sex, they always dress on their own. Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.

Every new day is another chance to change your life.

[Lost User]

I had a partner many years ago and after sex I invariably had to help her look for her underwear. It often found its way into some very imaginative places.

Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

[Lost User]

Amazing what will fit in a man's ear

[Lost User]

Only the most chivalrous of men has ever climbed into a tree to recover a lady's knickers.

Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

[Dalek Dave]

A true gentleman always raises his hat before striking a lady.

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[Dalek Dave]

Wow, univoter without a sense of humour! Here are some more Gentleman Quotes[^]

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[Lost User]

Maybe it was a comment on your typing skills. Although I do like the idea of the hit hat.

Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

[Dalek Dave]

I hadn't noticed.

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