So I've been researching penises
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You know how it is, someone makes a comment, you do a quick search, end up in Wikipedia and lose quite a lot of time reading about the strangest things. Spiny Anteater[^] Some people have the strangest jobs, to quote from Clerks; "It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination." I'm not entirely sure what the block in this article[^] is doing to that Killer Whale either. The duck is the most interesting though, seems the males have corkscrew penises, and the females have a corkscrew vagina but going in the opposite direction (obviously). This apparently prevents the females from being raped. The penis also has a brush on the end to scrape out the sperm of any duck that has been in there before. What is your favourite penis?
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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You know how it is, someone makes a comment, you do a quick search, end up in Wikipedia and lose quite a lot of time reading about the strangest things. Spiny Anteater[^] Some people have the strangest jobs, to quote from Clerks; "It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination." I'm not entirely sure what the block in this article[^] is doing to that Killer Whale either. The duck is the most interesting though, seems the males have corkscrew penises, and the females have a corkscrew vagina but going in the opposite direction (obviously). This apparently prevents the females from being raped. The penis also has a brush on the end to scrape out the sperm of any duck that has been in there before. What is your favourite penis?
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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You know how it is, someone makes a comment, you do a quick search, end up in Wikipedia and lose quite a lot of time reading about the strangest things. Spiny Anteater[^] Some people have the strangest jobs, to quote from Clerks; "It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination." I'm not entirely sure what the block in this article[^] is doing to that Killer Whale either. The duck is the most interesting though, seems the males have corkscrew penises, and the females have a corkscrew vagina but going in the opposite direction (obviously). This apparently prevents the females from being raped. The penis also has a brush on the end to scrape out the sperm of any duck that has been in there before. What is your favourite penis?
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
A female hyena has a pseudopenis, basically an enlarged clitoris, that they can erect at will. To mate, the meeker male has to insert his penis into her pseudopenis. That’s difficult for the males, but still nothing compared to the female having to give birth through a penis. Duck out of the way[^] The male gypsy moth can "smell" the female gypsy moth from 1.8 miles away. (That sentence also works if you remove the word Moth).
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ChrisElston wrote:
What is your favourite penis?
Hmm, now thats a hard one...
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A female hyena has a pseudopenis, basically an enlarged clitoris, that they can erect at will. To mate, the meeker male has to insert his penis into her pseudopenis. That’s difficult for the males, but still nothing compared to the female having to give birth through a penis. Duck out of the way[^] The male gypsy moth can "smell" the female gypsy moth from 1.8 miles away. (That sentence also works if you remove the word Moth).
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Dalek Dave wrote:
The male gypsy moth can "smell" the female gypsy moth from 1.8 miles away.
(That sentence also works if you remove the word Moth).Thank you Jimmy, I believe the BBC has already apologised for that. Which was ridiculous, but not as ridiculous as the complaint from the Gypsy Council "Does he want people to spit at gypsy women because they smell?". Cos that was exactly what I took from that joke, gypsies need to be spat it to improve their fragrance.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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Dalek Dave wrote:
The male gypsy moth can "smell" the female gypsy moth from 1.8 miles away.
(That sentence also works if you remove the word Moth).Thank you Jimmy, I believe the BBC has already apologised for that. Which was ridiculous, but not as ridiculous as the complaint from the Gypsy Council "Does he want people to spit at gypsy women because they smell?". Cos that was exactly what I took from that joke, gypsies need to be spat it to improve their fragrance.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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You know how it is, someone makes a comment, you do a quick search, end up in Wikipedia and lose quite a lot of time reading about the strangest things. Spiny Anteater[^] Some people have the strangest jobs, to quote from Clerks; "It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination." I'm not entirely sure what the block in this article[^] is doing to that Killer Whale either. The duck is the most interesting though, seems the males have corkscrew penises, and the females have a corkscrew vagina but going in the opposite direction (obviously). This apparently prevents the females from being raped. The penis also has a brush on the end to scrape out the sperm of any duck that has been in there before. What is your favourite penis?
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
ChrisElston wrote:
What is your favourite penis?
This one I saw in a video I found on the Internet a little while back. Let me just find the link for you . . . ;P
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ChrisElston wrote:
What is your favourite penis?
This one I saw in a video I found on the Internet a little while back. Let me just find the link for you . . . ;P
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You know how it is, someone makes a comment, you do a quick search, end up in Wikipedia and lose quite a lot of time reading about the strangest things. Spiny Anteater[^] Some people have the strangest jobs, to quote from Clerks; "It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination." I'm not entirely sure what the block in this article[^] is doing to that Killer Whale either. The duck is the most interesting though, seems the males have corkscrew penises, and the females have a corkscrew vagina but going in the opposite direction (obviously). This apparently prevents the females from being raped. The penis also has a brush on the end to scrape out the sperm of any duck that has been in there before. What is your favourite penis?
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
ChrisElston wrote:
What is your favourite penis?
My penis of course. Certainly not yours. :)
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You know how it is, someone makes a comment, you do a quick search, end up in Wikipedia and lose quite a lot of time reading about the strangest things. Spiny Anteater[^] Some people have the strangest jobs, to quote from Clerks; "It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination." I'm not entirely sure what the block in this article[^] is doing to that Killer Whale either. The duck is the most interesting though, seems the males have corkscrew penises, and the females have a corkscrew vagina but going in the opposite direction (obviously). This apparently prevents the females from being raped. The penis also has a brush on the end to scrape out the sperm of any duck that has been in there before. What is your favourite penis?
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
From the title of this I thought that I wondered on to some sort of adult site there! :sigh: to be honest I have never thought about this as my own is enough!
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