JOTD
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A classy fella walks into a bar and sits down at the counter next to a quite attractive yound lady. He sits for just a bit glancing at the women and then looks at his watch. The young lady says "Is your date running late"? To which he replies "No. I just got this state of the art watch and was testing it." Intrigued she says "State of the art watch? What's so speacial about it?" "Well it uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically." To which the lady replies "Whats it telling you now?" "Well it says you're not wearing any panties." The woman giggles and replies "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!" Then the fella smiles, taps his watch and says "Hmmmm, dang thing's an hour fast."
Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.
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A classy fella walks into a bar and sits down at the counter next to a quite attractive yound lady. He sits for just a bit glancing at the women and then looks at his watch. The young lady says "Is your date running late"? To which he replies "No. I just got this state of the art watch and was testing it." Intrigued she says "State of the art watch? What's so speacial about it?" "Well it uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically." To which the lady replies "Whats it telling you now?" "Well it says you're not wearing any panties." The woman giggles and replies "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!" Then the fella smiles, taps his watch and says "Hmmmm, dang thing's an hour fast."
Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.
I like it better in the version with James Bond and his new gadget watch. :)
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A classy fella walks into a bar and sits down at the counter next to a quite attractive yound lady. He sits for just a bit glancing at the women and then looks at his watch. The young lady says "Is your date running late"? To which he replies "No. I just got this state of the art watch and was testing it." Intrigued she says "State of the art watch? What's so speacial about it?" "Well it uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically." To which the lady replies "Whats it telling you now?" "Well it says you're not wearing any panties." The woman giggles and replies "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!" Then the fella smiles, taps his watch and says "Hmmmm, dang thing's an hour fast."
Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.
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