9:15
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So it's 9:15 and the porch light has been off for an hour. Ding Dong! I pick up the cat who is now out and answer the door. "Erm - trick or treat...". It's some 17 year olds. "Sorry, we're out of candy... that's why the porch light is off...", pointing in the general direction of the darkness. "Um - we'll take the cat instead..." Really?! You are a moron. Go away. Are these people already undead or something?
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So it's 9:15 and the porch light has been off for an hour. Ding Dong! I pick up the cat who is now out and answer the door. "Erm - trick or treat...". It's some 17 year olds. "Sorry, we're out of candy... that's why the porch light is off...", pointing in the general direction of the darkness. "Um - we'll take the cat instead..." Really?! You are a moron. Go away. Are these people already undead or something?
If I was there I would have thought that fairly funny, as youth or householder.
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If I was there I would have thought that fairly funny, as youth or householder.