Little Johnny...once more
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It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in the grades and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless because of this. Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today." Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question." Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln." Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home." Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first. Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King." Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go." Johnny is even madder than before. Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy." Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave." Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions. When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!" The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?" Johnny: "BILL CLINTON. CAN I GO NOW?"
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It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in the grades and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless because of this. Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today." Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question." Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln." Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home." Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first. Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King." Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go." Johnny is even madder than before. Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy." Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave." Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions. When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!" The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?" Johnny: "BILL CLINTON. CAN I GO NOW?"
Anything with Bill and bitches is funny.
Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) -
Anything with Bill and bitches is funny.
Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011)I’ve never realized why one of the most successful and smart US presidents was boot up for his charity activities. Because after all doing it with something like Monica has to be charity, right?
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I’ve never realized why one of the most successful and smart US presidents was boot up for his charity activities. Because after all doing it with something like Monica has to be charity, right?
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because all joking aside(it was funny btw) it is all about perception. we live in a very uptight country when it comes to sex, nudity etc... something I find outright hilarious actually. The bible thumpers(yeah I went there) have such a stranglehold still on how things are done, like they don't get nekkid and do the nasty themselves... in fact a very large % of the public thumpers have been caught doing things beyond what us normal sinners think up when it comes to that.. Hypocrisy at its best.
Let's face it, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF! Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow. You can't scare me, I have children.
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It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in the grades and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless because of this. Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today." Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question." Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln." Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home." Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first. Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King." Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go." Johnny is even madder than before. Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy." Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave." Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions. When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!" The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?" Johnny: "BILL CLINTON. CAN I GO NOW?"
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I’ve never realized why one of the most successful and smart US presidents was boot up for his charity activities. Because after all doing it with something like Monica has to be charity, right?
There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.
Deyan Georgiev wrote:
boot up for his charity activities.
Clinton was in trouble for lying to a grand jury. Not for "doing it" with Monica.
The difficult we do right away... ...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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because all joking aside(it was funny btw) it is all about perception. we live in a very uptight country when it comes to sex, nudity etc... something I find outright hilarious actually. The bible thumpers(yeah I went there) have such a stranglehold still on how things are done, like they don't get nekkid and do the nasty themselves... in fact a very large % of the public thumpers have been caught doing things beyond what us normal sinners think up when it comes to that.. Hypocrisy at its best.
Let's face it, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF! Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow. You can't scare me, I have children.
gavindon wrote:
and do the nasty themselves
and you wonder why they are so het up. Even you, while ranting about their fetishes, display the same attitude to sex. Just changing nasty to something positive would have made all the difference. Me I like a good bible thumper, once you get them to answering that you have to have "faith" just walk away, you've won the argument.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
