So I was out drinking with a buddy...
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Collin Jasnoch wrote:
"Why are you so late!?!?"
I say, "I'll come back at any fucking time I like!" :)
============================== Nothing to say.
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The main advantage of living on your own is that you usually don't have to justify yourself for anything.
And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
"Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"And I smiled and was happy
And it came worse.The main disadvantage of living on your own is that you're on your own.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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The main disadvantage of living on your own is that you're on your own.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Making being on your own also a lot easier since you don't have to weigh your options that carefully.
And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
"Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"And I smiled and was happy
And it came worse.I know Christmas on your own really rocks. And there's nothing like having nobody around to wish you happy birthday to make your day. I can't think of anything worse than living alone - which I did for over ten years before getting married - and having nobody to share your life with. I am happy to give up easier choices - lets face it, that means going to the pub again - for being in a happy family environment. I have to spend a lot of time away from mine and I miss them terribly, so when I'm home it is the best feeling there is.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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I know Christmas on your own really rocks. And there's nothing like having nobody around to wish you happy birthday to make your day. I can't think of anything worse than living alone - which I did for over ten years before getting married - and having nobody to share your life with. I am happy to give up easier choices - lets face it, that means going to the pub again - for being in a happy family environment. I have to spend a lot of time away from mine and I miss them terribly, so when I'm home it is the best feeling there is.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
Alan Partridge talks about the benefits of Christmas on your own in his autobiography. They include having a beer at 10 o'clock in the morning and not having to re-knot your dressing gown should it flap open revealing your goolies.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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Alan Partridge talks about the benefits of Christmas on your own in his autobiography. They include having a beer at 10 o'clock in the morning and not having to re-knot your dressing gown should it flap open revealing your goolies.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
ChrisElston wrote:
having a beer at 10 o'clock in the morning
So, if you live alone you only get beer - not decent Champagne - and you have to wait until after breakfast before you can start? I don't call that an advantage. Being able to walk around with me nadgers hanging out is an activity I am now not allowed to get away with. :sigh:
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Alan Partridge talks about the benefits of Christmas on your own in his autobiography. They include having a beer at 10 o'clock in the morning and not having to re-knot your dressing gown should it flap open revealing your goolies.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
ChrisElston wrote:
They include having a beer at 10 o'clock in the morning
10 o'Clock!?!? Jeez, I usually got a good egg nog buzz on by then ;P
Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.
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ChrisElston wrote:
They include having a beer at 10 o'clock in the morning
10 o'Clock!?!? Jeez, I usually got a good egg nog buzz on by then ;P
Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.
Well, quite. It may make more sense if you know who Alan Partridge[^] is, I have no idea of his popularity outside of the UK, but I imagine he doesn't work particularly well elsewhere.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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Or he will soon.