Making puppies
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A man and his son are walkin' down the street, when they see a big dog doin' the dirty with a small poodle. The son asks the father "Daddy, what are they doing??" The man stumbles for a while, then calmly says "Why, they're making a puppy, son". Later that evening during dinner, the wife is pressuring the man to go 'upstairs' with her... so they do. The son goes in his room and tries to fall asleep, but there is just too much noise going on in the room next door. So he creeps out of bed, goes in the hallway and opens the other room. There he sees his mum laying on the bed on her back, totally naked, and his father above her, hands on her thighs, etc. etc. So the son asks "Daddy, what are you doin'?". Again, the man stumbles a little and says "Why, we're makin' you a little brother or sister, son". So the boy goes, "Well, turn her over. I want a puppy!"
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