What makes a programmer happy
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When the users are convinced or are satisfied with the solution that solves their problem.:thumbsup: ;P :-\
I only read newbie introductory dummy books.
Why bacon of course! Simples.
"With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine."
Ross Callon, The Twelve Networking Truths, RFC1925
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Firo Atrum Ventus wrote:
user that knows exactly what he/she needed and able to explain it clearly
Where can I find one of those - needed urgently! :laugh:
When I was a coder, we worked on algorithms. Today, we memorize APIs for countless libraries — those libraries have the algorithms - Eric Allman
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When the users are convinced or are satisfied with the solution that solves their problem.:thumbsup: ;P :-\
I only read newbie introductory dummy books.
Correct Output :laugh:
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Aint that the truth.
When I was a coder, we worked on algorithms. Today, we memorize APIs for countless libraries — those libraries have the algorithms - Eric Allman
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When the users are convinced or are satisfied with the solution that solves their problem.:thumbsup: ;P :-\
I only read newbie introductory dummy books.
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When the users are convinced or are satisfied with the solution that solves their problem.:thumbsup: ;P :-\
I only read newbie introductory dummy books.
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When the users are convinced or are satisfied with the solution that solves their problem.:thumbsup: ;P :-\
I only read newbie introductory dummy books.
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Why bacon of course! Simples.
"With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine."
Ross Callon, The Twelve Networking Truths, RFC1925
Or Tofu, for us vegetarian programmers. :)
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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When the users are convinced or are satisfied with the solution that solves their problem.:thumbsup: ;P :-\
I only read newbie introductory dummy books.
people who take pleasure in doing a good job. Me thinks code monkeys may be the same...
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Why bacon of course! Simples.
"With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine."
Ross Callon, The Twelve Networking Truths, RFC1925
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When the users are convinced or are satisfied with the solution that solves their problem.:thumbsup: ;P :-\
I only read newbie introductory dummy books.
bugs that turns into a useful features! :D
Life - Dreams = Job TheCardinal BenPOS Systems
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No, that's what makes marketing dept. happy. What makes a programmer happy is a user that knows exactly what he/she needed and able to explain it clearly.
Oxfords English < Official CCC Players Dictionary Excuse me for my improper grammar and typos. It's because English is my primary language, not my first language. My first languages are C# and Java. VB, ASP, JS, PHP and SQL are my second language. Indonesian came as my third language. My fourth language? I'm still creating it, I'll let you know when it's done! :-D
I will keep that in mind next time my personal friend Mr. Scope Creep shows up. He always knows exactly what he wants and can also explain it clearly. It only gets bigger with every visit.
And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
"Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"And I smiled and was happy
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When the users are convinced or are satisfied with the solution that solves their problem.:thumbsup: ;P :-\
I only read newbie introductory dummy books.
It has nothing to do with the users. 0) Tools that actually work like they're supposed to. 1) Hardware that can support your needs. 2) An internet connection. 3) Local admin rights on their own box. 4) A reasonably complete set of functional requirements. 5) Being allowed a reasonable amount of creative freedom where the interface is concerned. 6) Being well insulated from sales nazis. 7) Having just ONE person to answer to, instead of having to deal with a plethora of middle managers and other idiots with their own political agendas. 8) Not being on-call to coddle idiot users who couldn't pour piss out if a boot even if the instructions were written on the heel. 9) A UPS that provides enough backup power to allow you to "finish a thought" before powering down their hardware. 10) Being paid what they're worth.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When the users are convinced or are satisfied with the solution that solves their problem.:thumbsup: ;P :-\
I only read newbie introductory dummy books.
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When the users are convinced or are satisfied with the solution that solves their problem.:thumbsup: ;P :-\
I only read newbie introductory dummy books.
When the programmer finds a solution for his/her problem, and appreciated.
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It has nothing to do with the users. 0) Tools that actually work like they're supposed to. 1) Hardware that can support your needs. 2) An internet connection. 3) Local admin rights on their own box. 4) A reasonably complete set of functional requirements. 5) Being allowed a reasonable amount of creative freedom where the interface is concerned. 6) Being well insulated from sales nazis. 7) Having just ONE person to answer to, instead of having to deal with a plethora of middle managers and other idiots with their own political agendas. 8) Not being on-call to coddle idiot users who couldn't pour piss out if a boot even if the instructions were written on the heel. 9) A UPS that provides enough backup power to allow you to "finish a thought" before powering down their hardware. 10) Being paid what they're worth.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997Amen to all of that.
Smokie, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules. http://melpadden.wordpress.com LinkedIn
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It has nothing to do with the users. 0) Tools that actually work like they're supposed to. 1) Hardware that can support your needs. 2) An internet connection. 3) Local admin rights on their own box. 4) A reasonably complete set of functional requirements. 5) Being allowed a reasonable amount of creative freedom where the interface is concerned. 6) Being well insulated from sales nazis. 7) Having just ONE person to answer to, instead of having to deal with a plethora of middle managers and other idiots with their own political agendas. 8) Not being on-call to coddle idiot users who couldn't pour piss out if a boot even if the instructions were written on the heel. 9) A UPS that provides enough backup power to allow you to "finish a thought" before powering down their hardware. 10) Being paid what they're worth.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997Well said
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We have a winner! "I am rarely happier than when spending entire day programming my computer to perform automatically a task that it would otherwise take me a good ten seconds to do by hand." - Douglas Adams
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When the users are convinced or are satisfied with the solution that solves their problem.:thumbsup: ;P :-\
I only read newbie introductory dummy books.
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It has nothing to do with the users. 0) Tools that actually work like they're supposed to. 1) Hardware that can support your needs. 2) An internet connection. 3) Local admin rights on their own box. 4) A reasonably complete set of functional requirements. 5) Being allowed a reasonable amount of creative freedom where the interface is concerned. 6) Being well insulated from sales nazis. 7) Having just ONE person to answer to, instead of having to deal with a plethora of middle managers and other idiots with their own political agendas. 8) Not being on-call to coddle idiot users who couldn't pour piss out if a boot even if the instructions were written on the heel. 9) A UPS that provides enough backup power to allow you to "finish a thought" before powering down their hardware. 10) Being paid what they're worth.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997Oh dear! I guess some will never attain happiness :laugh:
The older I get the better I was mikeo