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  • L Lost User

    As I said to my wife last night "If I want your opinion I'll remove the duct tape."

    Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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    Gary Wheeler
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    Thanks. I narrowly missed spraying Diet Coke over my $3,500 touch screen just now :laugh:.

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      I have cancer. I found out last week and it's a bit of a shit really. I saw the surgeon today and he was pretty positive, he'll operate tomorrow if they can fit it into the schedule or shortly after. Then its more tests to look for any secondary cancer and hopefully that'll be the end of it. Who needs two balls anyway? :)

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      Gary Wheeler
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      Good luck, man :rose:. Makes me feel like a real sissy for worrying about two patches of skin cancer I've had removed in the last six months. Hmm. This reminds me of something I always wanted: a picture of Lance Armstrong in the yellow jersey, with the caption: Imagine if he had two. ;)

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      • L Lost User

        I have cancer. I found out last week and it's a bit of a shit really. I saw the surgeon today and he was pretty positive, he'll operate tomorrow if they can fit it into the schedule or shortly after. Then its more tests to look for any secondary cancer and hopefully that'll be the end of it. Who needs two balls anyway? :)

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        Andy Brummer
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        :rose: I hope the treatment goes well.

        Curvature of the Mind now with 3D

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          And around Christmas time, you could put little bells in, instead. How cool would that be? Notice how I carefully avoided the obvious joke?

          So I rounded up my camel Just to ask him for a smoke He handed me a Lucky, I said "Hey, you missed the joke." My Mu[sic] My Films My Windows Programs, etc.

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          Lost User
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          Is the obvious joke that I would be the "bell of the ball"?

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          • L Lost User

            I have cancer. I found out last week and it's a bit of a shit really. I saw the surgeon today and he was pretty positive, he'll operate tomorrow if they can fit it into the schedule or shortly after. Then its more tests to look for any secondary cancer and hopefully that'll be the end of it. Who needs two balls anyway? :)

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            _Damian S_
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            Sorry to hear that Josh... Cancer sucks, as you know. I do know someone who had that particular form of cancer, and now years later is still going strong with only one, so hang in there.

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            • L Lost User

              I have cancer. I found out last week and it's a bit of a shit really. I saw the surgeon today and he was pretty positive, he'll operate tomorrow if they can fit it into the schedule or shortly after. Then its more tests to look for any secondary cancer and hopefully that'll be the end of it. Who needs two balls anyway? :)

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              Christian Graus
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              Really sorry to hear that, mate. On the bright side, now you can start conversations with 'guess what I have in common with Hitler ?'.

              Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                Really sorry to hear that, mate. On the bright side, now you can start conversations with 'guess what I have in common with Hitler ?'.

                Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                Lost User
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                I'm more worried about walking in circles because of the resulting shift to my centre of gravity.

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                • L Lost User

                  I'm more worried about walking in circles because of the resulting shift to my centre of gravity.

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                  Christian Graus
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                  LOL - there is that. They make cosmetic testicles for dogs, I'm not sure if they do for humans. All joking aside, that's crappy news and I hope it resolves itself quickly and in the manner you'd hope.

                  Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                    LOL - there is that. They make cosmetic testicles for dogs, I'm not sure if they do for humans. All joking aside, that's crappy news and I hope it resolves itself quickly and in the manner you'd hope.

                    Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                    Lost User
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                    Yes they do make fake balls and I'm having one. I measured for a medium large btw

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                    • L Lost User

                      Yes they do make fake balls and I'm having one. I measured for a medium large btw

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                      Christian Graus
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                      Well, that has got to cheer you up then !!!

                      Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                      • L Lost User

                        Is the obvious joke that I would be the "bell of the ball"?

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                        GenJerDan
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                        Oooh, I avoided two jokes. :D In keeping with the upcoming season....Jingle Balls.

                        So I rounded up my camel Just to ask him for a smoke He handed me a Lucky, I said "Hey, you missed the joke." My Mu[sic] My Films My Windows Programs, etc.

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                        • L Lost User

                          Ohhh, bolloc, cancer. Yeah, dead common, chop the thing off, dont need it post 40 anyway. :) --edit-- Whats the problem one voters? Just giving the guy some support! My brother in law had a bollock taken off a few yerars back. It is common, easilly treated, and nothing to worry about.

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                          You're a dick head. It's not common, in fact its one of the rarer cancers. I had my ball pulled out a 4 inch hole in my gut by the spermatic cord last night. Want to see the bruising?. There is a 50/50 chance I have more cancer. Could be in my back, lungs or brain. Today they start the search with a ct scan. I'm also now twice as likely to get cancer somewhere else later in life. You think its nothing to worry about? You are full of shit. C u n t.

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                            You're a dick head. It's not common, in fact its one of the rarer cancers. I had my ball pulled out a 4 inch hole in my gut by the spermatic cord last night. Want to see the bruising?. There is a 50/50 chance I have more cancer. Could be in my back, lungs or brain. Today they start the search with a ct scan. I'm also now twice as likely to get cancer somewhere else later in life. You think its nothing to worry about? You are full of shit. C u n t.

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                            Lost User
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                            I understand the anxiety you are going through Josh, and I am sorry if I upet you, I was just trying to make light of the matter by letting you know that my brother in law had this op and is fit and well today. Fingers crossed, hope you caught it early enough and that it hasnt spread. (BTW I thought I had bollock cancer once, had a really painful nut, went to the doc straight away, had an ultrasound scan, turned out to be a cyst, whcih has apparently gone of its own accord.)

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                              I understand the anxiety you are going through Josh, and I am sorry if I upet you, I was just trying to make light of the matter by letting you know that my brother in law had this op and is fit and well today. Fingers crossed, hope you caught it early enough and that it hasnt spread. (BTW I thought I had bollock cancer once, had a really painful nut, went to the doc straight away, had an ultrasound scan, turned out to be a cyst, whcih has apparently gone of its own accord.)

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                              Thanks. Interestingly pain is a good sign as a tumor is usually painless. Sorry for overreacting

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                              • L Lost User

                                Thanks. Interestingly pain is a good sign as a tumor is usually painless. Sorry for overreacting

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                                _Josh_ wrote:

                                Interestingly pain is a good sign as a tumor is usually painless

                                OK, didnt know that. I gues thats why the docs recomend to have a good feel every now and then. :)

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