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    Nagy Vilmos
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    I've seen a better likeness on a dog's arse[^]


    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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      I've seen a better likeness on a dog's arse[^]


      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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      gavindon
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      I now have to clean the soda off of my screen, thanks a lot...

      Let's face it, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF! Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow. You can't scare me, I have children.

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        I've seen a better likeness on a dog's arse[^]


        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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        Smithers Jones
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        :laugh: Very good. 5'ed.

        "I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." (DNA)

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          I've seen a better likeness on a dog's arse[^]


          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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          Manfred Rudolf Bihy
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          Jesus:(rants) "OK, OK first you knock up Mom via proxy and now when I thought I finally get resurrected I find myself plastered all over this dogs arse. I'm gonna have little talk with your intimate Lucifer and then we'll see who has the last laugh. Oh man I swear by myself I feel like shit I can't bear this any longer ..." (rambles on in a muffled incomprehensible fashion as the dog drags his arse across the floor)

          "With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine."

          Ross Callon, The Twelve Networking Truths, RFC1925

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            I've seen a better likeness on a dog's arse[^]


            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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            fjdiewornncalwe
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            At least there will be no argument that what spews forth is s***.

            I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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            • N Nagy Vilmos

              I've seen a better likeness on a dog's arse[^]


              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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              Dalek Dave
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              That is the Dog's Bollocks!

              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                I've seen a better likeness on a dog's arse[^]


                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                Lost User
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                Cuz, of course, Jesus, our Lord and Saviour, looked just like that

                MVVM# - See how I did MVVM my way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                • N Nagy Vilmos

                  I've seen a better likeness on a dog's arse[^]


                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                  bosedk
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                  Mohammad would have been lot easier to draw. No face necessary and it wouldn't have made a damn difference. TBH IDK why Jesus is butt of jokes. He would have been a cool dude even had he existed. Mohammad OTOH was a real dog's arse.

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                    Mohammad would have been lot easier to draw. No face necessary and it wouldn't have made a damn difference. TBH IDK why Jesus is butt of jokes. He would have been a cool dude even had he existed. Mohammad OTOH was a real dog's arse.

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                    Dalek Dave
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                    Well he was a paedophile for starters, taking and screwing an 8 yo girl, and he had no respect for over half the population of the planet, making them cover themselves. And as for rest of the bollocks, sod that for a game of soldiers, I like beer, I like pork and I have no god to tell me what the hell I can do.

                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                      I've seen a better likeness on a dog's arse[^]


                      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                      Bassam Abdul Baki
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                      How long did they stare at the dog's arse to notice that?

                      Web - BM - RSS - Math - LinkedIn

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                      • N Nagy Vilmos

                        I've seen a better likeness on a dog's arse[^]


                        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                        OriginalGriff
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                        I do not want to know what you were searching for. No, seriously, I don't want to know.

                        Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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                          Well he was a paedophile for starters, taking and screwing an 8 yo girl, and he had no respect for over half the population of the planet, making them cover themselves. And as for rest of the bollocks, sod that for a game of soldiers, I like beer, I like pork and I have no god to tell me what the hell I can do.

                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                          TheGreatAndPowerfulOz
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                          Your response is a non sequitur. Of course, if you're speaking of Mohammed, then you're spot on.

                          If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
                          You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun

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                            Your response is a non sequitur. Of course, if you're speaking of Mohammed, then you're spot on.

                            If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
                            You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun

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                            Dalek Dave
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                            I have no time for religion of any flavour. It is corrupt, immoral and divisive.

                            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                              I have no time for religion of any flavour. It is corrupt, immoral and divisive.

                              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                              TheGreatAndPowerfulOz
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                              Yes, you're right, unfortunately. Just like anything in this world, religion can be, has been, and probably always will be, corrupted.

                              If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
                              You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun

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                                I've seen a better likeness on a dog's arse[^]


                                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                RaviRanjanKr
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                                :thumbsup: :)

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